Teenage warbler and spawn of the devil (aka Billy Ray) Miley Cyrus, ?recently ‘fessed up to being the raging pothead we all suspected at her 19th birthday party in Los Angeles.
Guest included, Kelly Osbourne and Rumer Willis, boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and of course her parents who were probably out the back, line-dancing through the piles of money they’ve ?made from selling their child to the Disney factory.
Miley was presented with a Bob Marley cake and before devouring it face first, she gave a small speech, made up of words.
She said:
“You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Miley cake. You know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed!”
She failed to mention whether the cake had ‘jam-in’ [we’re sorry] but subtle as a brick in the face friend, Kelly Osbourne decided to try and be funny and distract everyone from the fact she was ramming fistfuls of cake into her handbag.
Referencing the 2010 incident where Miley was caught bonging herself into oblivion she laughed,
“I thought salvia was your problem!”
What? Could it be that in fact Miley wasn’t smoking perfectly legal salvia but in fact something much more fun-filled and arrest worthy?
Stop shouting “YES!!”, you have no proof.
Kelly, obviously aware that she’d come across as a complete shit-stirrer, ran to tweet and make sure everyone knew it was a joke, m’kay?
‘Let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her Bob Miley as a JOKE! The cake was also A JOKE.’
She kept digging that hole.
‘It makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called ‘friends’ would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!’
Um, isn’t that EXACTLY what you just did Kelly?
‘U guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possibly do all that is she was a stoner! #think (sic)
That’s a very good point daughter of Ozzy Osbourne. ?We’ve never heard of anyone in the music business being able to maintain a career whilst using drugs.
However, Miley didn’t give two hoots and tweeted;
‘Can’t thank @MissKellyO for the best partyyyy ever! =]]]] i loveeeee you! Let’s just say there was a unicorn in the lobby!’
No. No there wasn’t.
Bloody hippies.
Here’s the stupid video.