Do you like gay people? Perhaps you’re a gay person yourself? Doesn’t matter one jot. That’s because Miley Cyrus likes gay people more than anyone else, ever. How do we know this? Because she’s got a tattoo.
As well you know, young people get tattoos about the things they feel strongly passionate about… the things they will stand-by for life… and boy, Miley means it, maaaaaan.
See, she’s decided to get a tattoo that shows that she supports gay marriage. What have you done? Nothing we bet. Unless you happen to be gay and have got married. Even then, marriages don’t often last as long as tattoos, so even you lose.
So how has Miley shown her support for the homosexuals of the world? Has she written a heartfelt diatribe against the naysayers and had some strapping woman ink it onto her young back?
Absolutely not. She’s got herself an equal sign on her finger.
Now we think of it, this could be a declaration of love for mathematics. Wait! Here comes Miley to clear it all up for us idiots.
?ALL LOVE is equal?
That’s the statement Cyrus made on twitter alongside a photo of her tattoo.
Of course, with her having a lot of rednecks and Disneyites following her, it didn’t wholly go down too well. This saw her venting spleen.
?Where does it say in the bible to judge others? Oh right. It doesn't. GOD is the only judge honey. ?GOD is love.??
She of course means: God is made-up. But whatever. And she does have a point though. While you see Christians berating the gays of the world for committing a terrible sin, you never see them berating obese people for indulging in gluttony do you? Those that covet their neighbours junk get off without much chiding too.
Could it be that the Christians of the world have a penchant for hypocrisy?
Anyway, we shouldn’t take this too seriously because Miley has the words ?Just Breathe? on the left side of her chest, possibly as an instruction for staying alive, which is sensible advice for the incredibly dimwitted.
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