Apparently, Miley Cyrus has put on some weight. No-one actually cares, but y’know, when weight is mentioned around women, everyone starts shrieking like someone just revealed a semtex waistcoat.
Some trollers, trying (successfully) to get a rise, pointed out that Miley had put some pounds on and thought it might be funny to call her ‘fat’.
Of course, Miley Cyrus isn’t fat. However, she does hate skinny women and wandered ever closer to the idiot arena of ‘real women have curves’. Get that thin ladies? You’re body shape is sexless compared to that of someone with a bit of an arse. HURRAY!
After being called fat, she took to twitter to lash out at her detractors. Did she sensibly point out that women come in a variety of shapes and sizes, all as viable as the next?
Of course not. She’s a blithering simpleton.
Posting a picture of an emaciated, ribby woman, she wrote:
“By calling girls like me fat, this is what you’re doing to other people.”
“I love MYSELF & If you could say the same you wouldn’t be sitting on your computer trying to hurt others.”
How wrong she is. Here at hecklerspray, you’d be surprised at how high our opinion is of ourselves. We’re amazing and you’re all rubbish. That’s why we have been afforded the ability to chide everyone on Earth. EVER. They should build a statue of us all because we’re so insultingly amazing.
Anyway, Miley did what all idiots do, and proved her ‘curves are better’ point by tweeting a picture of Marilyn Monroe – a woman who notoriously sucked her gut in? for pictures so she looked thinner (great message for the girls there) as well as having a figure that is just as unrealistic as some supposedly emaciated waif.
“Proof that you can be adored by thousands of men even when your thighs touch.”
“I don’t wanna be shaped like a girl. I LOVE being shaped like a WOMAN & trust me ladies your man won’t mind either ;)”
Hey! Thin ladies! You’ve got the body of a CHILD! Miley Cyrus says so! You disgusting pigs. You’re boy/girlfriends are essentially paedophiles because they like your child body. That’s what Miley is implying. God, you make us sick.
Demi Lovato got in touch, yelling:
“god I love you. SO DO YOU!!! And whoever called you that has it coming. ps SO proud of you for posting that! #curvesareBEAUTIFUL.”
Miley replied:
“AMEN. I will destroy any one that calls you the F (fat) word. You have the SEXIIIESTTT curvyyyy body! I LOVE IT! Werk those curves.”
Miley probably meant to type ‘work those curves’ but her ‘curvy’ fingers are too big to type properly. Either way, at least she’s cleared something up for us: Women – the best way toward equality is to attack each other about the shape of your body. Well done. Feminism isn’t dead after all.
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Rosa M says
I love Miley Cyrus, but I’m kind of disagreeing with her on her tweets.
Curves aren’t fat rolls, the thickness of your body, or big boobs. It’s the shape of your body regardless of how thin or thick you are.
Eugene says
Miley Cyrus? I seem to vaguely reall that name. Didn’t she used to have some show on Disney or something?
Marissa says
god what a bunch of stupid bitches.. they disgust me..
yuiyuiytyu says
whateva miley was too unnatural and looks like a justin beaver to me anyway. hated her from the start when she was a slut. me asian and looove thin and skinny lighter sexy ladies… ;)