Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Talent Show: Coming Soon
When famous people die, it’s quite common for their devoted fans to spend months in mourning. Or in the case of Michael Jackson fans, quite probably forever. For superstar like individuals, their memories go on forever. In Michael’s case, it will be through his music and various court cases. Despite kicking the bucket in June, Michael Jackson is still all over the news. This time, it’s all about a tribute TV show about him. Whilst we thought the Bo Selecta program was good enough, people still want more. And so Jermaine Jackson is set to host a brand new show for BBC 3 where he aims to find people who can quite literally moonwalk the bum out of the dancefloor.
When famous people die, it’s quite common for their devoted fans to spend months in mourning. Or in the case of Michael Jackson fans, quite probably forever. For superstar like individuals, their memories go on forever. In Michael’s case, it will be through his music and various court cases. Despite kicking the bucket in June, Michael Jackson is still all over the news. This time, it’s all about a tribute TV show about him. Whilst we thought the Bo Selecta program was good enough, people still want more. And so Jermaine Jackson is set to host a brand new show for BBC 3 where he aims to find people who can quite literally moonwalk the bum out of the dancefloor.
Michael Jackson Sues A Charity From Beyond The Grave
When Michael Jackson released Heal The World, he said that he wanted to make it a better place. Not just for you, though. For him as well. And the entire human race. Not animals, though. They can bugger off. Michael Jackson wasn't particularly clear about how he wanted us to heal the world, but it turns out that using his likeness and trademarks to solicit charitable donations probably wasn't what he had in mind. Because that's allegedly what the Heal The World foundation did, and that's why Michael Jackson's estate is suing it. Shh, nobody tell them about our Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day foundation, or we'll be done for.
When Michael Jackson released Heal The World, he said that he wanted to make it a better place. Not just for you, though. For him as well. And the entire human race. Not animals, though. They can bugger off. Michael Jackson wasn't particularly clear about how he wanted us to heal the world, but it turns out that using his likeness and trademarks to solicit charitable donations probably wasn't what he had in mind. Because that's allegedly what the Heal The World foundation did, and that's why Michael Jackson's estate is suing it. Shh, nobody tell them about our Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day foundation, or we'll be done for.
Michael Jackson Thought Thriller Was A Load Of Old Donkey Toss
To the untrained eye, you might think that every article on here is written after a long night of drinking. That simply isn’t true. Every single word here goes through a tedious process. First a monkey punches a typewriter, then the results are passed to a child for English practice, then a gormless writer edits it. Michael Jackson possibly went through the same routine when releasing his albums. With a crotch touch here and a flaming hairdo there, everything was tuned to a fine key. But recent tapes featuring the singer in conversation supposedly suggest he hated the original recordings of Thriller. So much so that he wanted to pig out on ice-cream. Maybe.
To the untrained eye, you might think that every article on here is written after a long night of drinking. That simply isn’t true. Every single word here goes through a tedious process. First a monkey punches a typewriter, then the results are passed to a child for English practice, then a gormless writer edits it. Michael Jackson possibly went through the same routine when releasing his albums. With a crotch touch here and a flaming hairdo there, everything was tuned to a fine key. But recent tapes featuring the singer in conversation supposedly suggest he hated the original recordings of Thriller. So much so that he wanted to pig out on ice-cream. Maybe.
Oh Dear, Michael Jackson Praised Hitler!
There is a book coming out called The Michael Jackson Tapes, and it looks set to send a few jaws hurtling towards the floor, then shattering, whilst eyes pop out on stalks, then go back in again. Kind of like in cartoons. Because, in the book, the crazy melty-clownface, during an interview with a learned Oxford University rabbi, thought he'd explain his admiration for Adolf Hitler, list a few women he could probably have done it with had he felt like it, and, at one point, he thought it would be wise to give a pair of child murderers a great big hug. Oh dear, Michael. Oh dear. It was all going so well, with the new single coming out, then the film of the build up to his big comeback tour. But now, it looks like a big turd is about to be smudged on the Jackson memories.
There is a book coming out called The Michael Jackson Tapes, and it looks set to send a few jaws hurtling towards the floor, then shattering, whilst eyes pop out on stalks, then go back in again. Kind of like in cartoons. Because, in the book, the crazy melty-clownface, during an interview with a learned Oxford University rabbi, thought he'd explain his admiration for Adolf Hitler, list a few women he could probably have done it with had he felt like it, and, at one point, he thought it would be wise to give a pair of child murderers a great big hug. Oh dear, Michael. Oh dear. It was all going so well, with the new single coming out, then the film of the build up to his big comeback tour. But now, it looks like a big turd is about to be smudged on the Jackson memories.
New Michael Jackson Song Alert!
Hey, remember Michael Jackson? He was such a hip guy, with those zany dance moves, that massive afro, the pet monkey, and the video about the zombies. That's how we like to remember him anyway. The latter version of the King of Pop rather resembled a melting clown. No one needs that image tattooed on their mind's eye. The great news for weeping Jackson fans around the world, with their "We Love You Michael" t-shirts, and their wonderfully forgiving nature, is that before he drifted into a long, silent slumber, he had left behind some pop records for those around him to cash in on. The first of which shall be a single, called - rather appropriately - "This Is It".
Hey, remember Michael Jackson? He was such a hip guy, with those zany dance moves, that massive afro, the pet monkey, and the video about the zombies. That's how we like to remember him anyway. The latter version of the King of Pop rather resembled a melting clown. No one needs that image tattooed on their mind's eye. The great news for weeping Jackson fans around the world, with their "We Love You Michael" t-shirts, and their wonderfully forgiving nature, is that before he drifted into a long, silent slumber, he had left behind some pop records for those around him to cash in on. The first of which shall be a single, called - rather appropriately - "This Is It".
Michael Jackson Is Exactly Like Jesus, Says Speech Debelle
It’s good when C-list celebrities share their political views isn’t it? Like the time Lee Ryan Out Of Blue told America to stop harping on about 9/11 because an elephant had just died somewhere. Or words to that effect. What’s even better than C-list celebrities sharing their political opinions is Z-list celebrities espousing their theological beliefs. Recently it was the turn of Speech Debelle to emit some spiritual pellets of wisdom.
It’s good when C-list celebrities share their political views isn’t it? Like the time Lee Ryan Out Of Blue told America to stop harping on about 9/11 because an elephant had just died somewhere. Or words to that effect. What’s even better than C-list celebrities sharing their political opinions is Z-list celebrities espousing their theological beliefs. Recently it was the turn of Speech Debelle to emit some spiritual pellets of wisdom.
Michael Jackson Tribute Concert: Now With Pretty Much Nobody
If you plan to be in Vienna on September 26, then we're afraid we've got a little bit of bad news for you. You're terrible at choosing holiday destinations. Oh, and also, if you were visiting Vienna to see the Michael Jackson tribute concert, then you might be the only one. Because the flipping thing's been jolly well cancelled. According to reports, Mary J Blige, Natalie Cole and Chris Brown all dropped out of the Michael Jackson tribute concert, causing it to be rescheduled to take place next year in London. Sweet mercy, will nobody think of Sister Sledge?
If you plan to be in Vienna on September 26, then we're afraid we've got a little bit of bad news for you. You're terrible at choosing holiday destinations. Oh, and also, if you were visiting Vienna to see the Michael Jackson tribute concert, then you might be the only one. Because the flipping thing's been jolly well cancelled. According to reports, Mary J Blige, Natalie Cole and Chris Brown all dropped out of the Michael Jackson tribute concert, causing it to be rescheduled to take place next year in London. Sweet mercy, will nobody think of Sister Sledge?
Michael Jackson Tribute Concert: Now With, Um, Sister Sledge
If you're Austrian, then it's time for you to get excited. The big Michael Jackson tribute concert takes place in Vienna this month! And it'll be awesome! Just about every musical performer on the face of the Earth drew inspiration from Michael Jackson, which is why all the biggest A-list stars have agreed to take part in the line-up. Well, OK, not all of them. But Sister Sledge are going, though. Oh, come on. Sister Sledge. From the 1970s. You remember. No? Then how about a Lou Pearlman boyband that isn't 'N Sync or the Backstreet Boys? Hello? Anyone? Hello?
If you're Austrian, then it's time for you to get excited. The big Michael Jackson tribute concert takes place in Vienna this month! And it'll be awesome! Just about every musical performer on the face of the Earth drew inspiration from Michael Jackson, which is why all the biggest A-list stars have agreed to take part in the line-up. Well, OK, not all of them. But Sister Sledge are going, though. Oh, come on. Sister Sledge. From the 1970s. You remember. No? Then how about a Lou Pearlman boyband that isn't 'N Sync or the Backstreet Boys? Hello? Anyone? Hello?
