by Mof Gimmers
Do you know how they make mink coats? They get a mink and shout obscenities at it – IN MINK LANGUAGE – until it cries. Then, they make then stand on their hindly mink legs until they break before men come in and kick the skin off them. Then, worst of all, the skinless, frightened [...]
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by Matthew Laidlow
Over the last few years, stories regarding Michael Jackson have all focused on one specific issue. That’s right, his demise from this world and descent into a tacky gold coffin that’s buried deep underground so nutjob fans can’t rub their genitals across it. More recent events have led to the climax of Jackson’s life where [...]
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