Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson
‘This Is It’ Not Harrowing Enough, Say Michael Jackson Fans
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Fake Michael Jackson Allegedly Signs Real Michael Jackson Will
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
Michael Jackson This Is It Trailer: See, He Wasn’t Really A Wreck
Michael Jackson performing in London was meant to be the highlight of the summer. Instead, we had to make do with Oasis splitting up. Which we were fine with, incidentally. Jackson was supposedly happy to play 50 dates at the O2, a feat that would test his physical and mental abilities. That didn't happen because, as you may have heard, Michael Jackson died. Still, as the trailer to for Michael Jackson's This Is It movie shows, Michael was prancing all over the stage. Still, it doesn’t explain why he dropped down dead soon after.
Michael Jackson performing in London was meant to be the highlight of the summer. Instead, we had to make do with Oasis splitting up. Which we were fine with, incidentally. Jackson was supposedly happy to play 50 dates at the O2, a feat that would test his physical and mental abilities. That didn't happen because, as you may have heard, Michael Jackson died. Still, as the trailer to for Michael Jackson's This Is It movie shows, Michael was prancing all over the stage. Still, it doesn’t explain why he dropped down dead soon after.
Michael Jackson’s Burnt Hair Is Up For Grabs!
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Michael Jackson Storms American Music Awards, Nobody Knows Why
Honestly, Michael Jackson should have popped his clogs a few years ago - it's done wonders for his career. Take The AMAs. The 2009 American Music Award nominations have just been announced and Michael Jackson is up for five awards, including Best Artist (even though he's dead and hasn't released any new albums for eight years) and Best Album (for a Greatest Hits collection that came out six full years ago). Why has Michael Jackson been nominated so many times? Simple - it's because he's dead and dead people can't make acceptance speeches. Basically it's all a big ploy to ruin Kanye West's fun.
Honestly, Michael Jackson should have popped his clogs a few years ago - it's done wonders for his career. Take The AMAs. The 2009 American Music Award nominations have just been announced and Michael Jackson is up for five awards, including Best Artist (even though he's dead and hasn't released any new albums for eight years) and Best Album (for a Greatest Hits collection that came out six full years ago). Why has Michael Jackson been nominated so many times? Simple - it's because he's dead and dead people can't make acceptance speeches. Basically it's all a big ploy to ruin Kanye West's fun.
Michael Jackson’s New Song Actually Some Puerto Rican’s Old Song
When you heard Michael Jackson's new single This Is It yesterday, you probably thought "Wow, Michael's still got it." And you're right. Michael Jackson has still got it. It's just that 'it' in this case refers to an 18-year-old collection of obscure Puerto Rican pop songs. Because This Is It was first released in 1991 by an artist called Sa-Fire, who we haven't heard of either. What's more, it's been announced that Paul Anka will get half of the royalties from This Is It, ensuring him a massive payday. So just imagine how much bigger the payday would have been if the song was actually any good.
When you heard Michael Jackson's new single This Is It yesterday, you probably thought "Wow, Michael's still got it." And you're right. Michael Jackson has still got it. It's just that 'it' in this case refers to an 18-year-old collection of obscure Puerto Rican pop songs. Because This Is It was first released in 1991 by an artist called Sa-Fire, who we haven't heard of either. What's more, it's been announced that Paul Anka will get half of the royalties from This Is It, ensuring him a massive payday. So just imagine how much bigger the payday would have been if the song was actually any good.
Listen To Michael Jackson’s Brand New 18-Year-Old Song
Michael Jackson's aborted comeback shows were dubbed This Is It. And his new movie is called This Is It. Now Michael Jackson has a new song. Guess what it's called. That's right - it's called Mr Dingleberry's Enchanted Bloodhound. No, no it's not. It's also called This Is It. And the good news is that, provided that Free As A Bird is your favourite Beatles song and you feel that Tupac Shakur never really came into his own until several years after he died, it isn't completely awful. You want to listen to Michael Jackson's This Is It, don't you? Oh, go on then.
Michael Jackson's aborted comeback shows were dubbed This Is It. And his new movie is called This Is It. Now Michael Jackson has a new song. Guess what it's called. That's right - it's called Mr Dingleberry's Enchanted Bloodhound. No, no it's not. It's also called This Is It. And the good news is that, provided that Free As A Bird is your favourite Beatles song and you feel that Tupac Shakur never really came into his own until several years after he died, it isn't completely awful. You want to listen to Michael Jackson's This Is It, don't you? Oh, go on then.
The Jackson 5 Decide It’s Time To Cash In
We hate things that mislead or confuse us. Just the other week we decided to dine out at an all you can eat restaurant. Pay your money and grab a plate, that’s the basic premise. Simple or what? Apparently not in our case. Many hours later, the management asked us to leave as we’d supposedly had too much and were ruining everything for everyone else. We beg to differ. As far as we can remember, The Jackson 5 was made up of Marlon, Jackie, Tito, Michael and Jermaine. Quite recently, one of the members passed away, thus destroying anything that can kind of be marketed as The Jackson 5. But ballsacks to everyone, because the remaining brothers have decided to knock out a brand new compilation album featuring remixes and unreleased tracks. Holy hell, we hope Joe Jackson isn’t trying to impersonate Michael.
We hate things that mislead or confuse us. Just the other week we decided to dine out at an all you can eat restaurant. Pay your money and grab a plate, that’s the basic premise. Simple or what? Apparently not in our case. Many hours later, the management asked us to leave as we’d supposedly had too much and were ruining everything for everyone else. We beg to differ. As far as we can remember, The Jackson 5 was made up of Marlon, Jackie, Tito, Michael and Jermaine. Quite recently, one of the members passed away, thus destroying anything that can kind of be marketed as The Jackson 5. But ballsacks to everyone, because the remaining brothers have decided to knock out a brand new compilation album featuring remixes and unreleased tracks. Holy hell, we hope Joe Jackson isn’t trying to impersonate Michael.
