Americans have loads of stuff that's essentially just for them, but occasionally seeps into the cultural mindset of others. Even though its just rounders for men, they call it the ?world series? even though only American teams compete.
Then there's the general extra injection of happiness and excitement that all Americans possess. Even going to the toilet to expel waste results in over enthusiastic whoops, screams and cheers, almost like they've passed a sparkly stool.
TV is, sometimes, America’s best export. But then again, this is the same nation that still churns out The Simpsons despite all its charm vanishing years ago. One giant success is Glee, even though it is essentially a TV version of High School Musical, but even more sweet and sickly. And the series is about to broadcast a tribute Michael Jackson episode. What could possibly go wrong?
Now, we don't really want to bring this up, but if memory serves, there were a few incidents during Michael Jackson?s career where he was accused of being slightly inappropriate with children. Not by accidentally swearing in front of an infant, rather, he was accused of committing the last taboo – having a fiddle with a tot.
That made him bad, dangerous and totally off the wall when the world found out.
But who are we to accuse someone of a crime they didn't commit? After all, not one, but two separate juries let him off all charges brought against him. Hooray! we're sure he Michael Jackson celebrated with a Jesus Juice party inside a tree house. Of course we still make jokes about it, but then again, Michael Jackson fans are no better.
They?re still baying for the blood of ?Sexy? Dr. Conrad Murray. Nobody ever overlooks the fact that Jackson was a known addict to industrial strength drugs. And poor ?Sexy? Conrad was convicted of his manslaughter as he was the provider of said drugs. Great to Team Jackson – Jermaine, Tito, Randy and Janet all involved in the process of trying to save their brother. Not La Toya though. She’s too mental to care.
With the world more or less over the death of the pop star, there's still another way for the Jackson estate to bore us about his career and see a mini surge in sales.
On January 31st, an episode will premiere featuring a bucket load of songs which will be praised by fans of the show and hated by Michael Jackon nutcases, who?ll be angered that someone dared emulate their hero. A teaser trailer has been released to promote the episode. LOOK:
This will all be interspliced with the following storyline that we have no idea about. Even the hecklerspray phantom?couldn't manage an episode:
?The rivalry between the New Directions and the Warblers intensifies en route to Regionals. Meanwhile, Kurt and Rachel receive news regarding their admissions process at NYADA, and things continue to heat up between Sam and Mercedes.?
2-4-6-8, what do we appreciate? A large bottle of gin and backstreet fried chicken.
Nadia says
The ignorance in this article is just smh…sounds like you have been reading to many tabloids instead of knowing the facts on why Michael Jackson was destroyed —-> the AEG catalog.
Stefani says
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS FUCK ARTICLE ABOUT? STUPID ASSFUCKER IMMA KILL AND SMASH YO ASS AND EAT IT!
Hannah H. says
Poor Matthew Laidlow,
Do you seek attention and fame like a ***kisser?
Votre papier est une ponte d’ordures et de merde qui ne merite m
Wanderer says
The World series was won in 1992 and 1993 by the Toronto Blue Jays. As far as I’m aware Canada is not part of the US.
LeFarts says
Im glad your comment was posted, it shows the rest of these feeble minded bloggers that you are truly an insightful person with more whit and knowldedge of the english language than most others that frequent this site, but your comment, as in depth as it was, was a little bit of a shocker, the fact that you admittedly like to eat dead smashed ass, was a little too revealing for my tastes, but im sure that in time you will eventually end up in some kind of long term housing for men, better known as a prison, i figure you will fair well in there, except for the fact that the ass that you eat will be alive instead of dead and smashed, and this ass of which i speak will probably not be eaten willingly, but i wouldnt fret, since you already have a taste for ass, if you just close your eyes i’m pretty sure you would be able to block out the fact that it was forced upon you.
Good Luck in the future, your a hope and guiding light for all to whom you speak.
P.S. try not to ingest the corn when eating from another mans ass, i think they only use the genetically engineered corn in prison, and that stuff aint really good for you.
LeFarts says
Yeah, but thats not a real sport anyway, so it doe’snt count.
LeFarts says
Nadia, Nadia, Nadia………….We feel your pain, we are holding you now, not in a weird way, but in a comforting nurturing manner, your loss was devastating to so many, well 6 people really, but you get my point, Grieve and let it out darlin.
Oh, and i checked out the AEG catalog, thanks for the advice, they had some pretty good deals, but i didnt order anything.
LeFarts says
Hannah………..although your obviously OLD and UGLY, i still take pity on you, it must have been such a hard life for you with all your flaws, but you really shouldnt take it out on Matthew, it isnt his fault…..
You should take it out on that troll like spouse of yours instead, in-fact we could turn it into a reality show, you could make millions being the pioneer of such an endeavour, the best name i could come up with is “UGLY OLD WOMEN BEATING UP ON TROLL LIKE SPOUSES”, but im pretty sure you could come up with a better title before we pitch it to a network :)