Corey Feldman Knows What’s Wrong With Hollywood: Child Molesters

Hollywood! A land made of cocaine, casting couches and boob jobs! And people think it has problems! It’s clearly a wonderful, wonderful place where dreams are shat on every second of every stinking day!

However, away from this glamour and generally fabulousness lies a stinking overcoat of a problem and thank god that Corey Feldman is here to tell us exactly what that is.

The only thing wrong with Tinseltown is paedophilia. That’s right. It’s a rampant problem throughout Hollywood. He should know because he had a lovely arse as a boy.

The child star (now a forty four year old child) says that paedophiles are like “vultures” within the industry, presumably referring to their hooked beaks and plumage.

He told Nightline:

“The number one problem in Hollywood was, is and always will be pedophilia. It’s all done under the radar… But it’s the big secret.”

The Lost Boys star, who was much more attractive as a youth than his piss cloth of a face is now, said that he was “literally surrounded” at the age of 14 (literally – for a whole year of his life), but was unware of this “until I was much older what they were and what they wanted.”

Feldman also blamed the death of The Other Corey – Haim – in 2010, on the abuse he was on the end of at the hands of one mogul he refused to name, saying:

“There was a circle of older men that surrounded themselves around this group of kids. They all had either their own power, or connections to great power in the entertainment industry.

“There’s a lot of good people in this industry, but there’s also a lot of really, really sick, corrupt people in this industry. There are people? who have gotten away with [being a kid fid] for so long that they feel that they’re above the law. And that’s gotta change. That’s gotta stop.”

We assume that he’s on his way to the police as we speak then. Right? He’s going to take one for the team and make a documentary about it all and blow their cover, right?

Corey Feldman there. Michael Jackson’s old buddy.

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  1. Dammit Cookie! says

    I had a pretty sweet reply all set until I read the “oh Macaulay Culkin” line. What indeed is left to say?
    Oh, Emanuel Lewis
    Bubbles the chimp
    Any boy under 12

  2. Diana says

    Funny how the press isn’t all over this with the same vengeance with which they attacked the Catholic Church.

  3. Si Sharp says

    Yes Diana, I couldn’t agree more.

    I can’t for the life of me work out why they wouldn’t give the same column inches to the non-specific anecdotal information given from one interview with one ex-celebrity as they did to a network of child abuse involving at least at least hundreds of children going back decades (if not centuries) all over the world based on court-heard witness statements and an international cover-up documented by the church itself and involving people at the highest level.

    It’s disgusting what passes for news these days isn’t it?