When Michael Jackson was alive (he’s very much dead these days), he ended up getting married to Lisa Marie Presley. It was weird. The King Of Pop shacking up with The King Of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s daughter. Mixing pop royalty like that… it’s incestuous and odd.
And guess what is going to happen?
That’s right, with a little bit of history repeating itself, Michael’s daughter – Paris Jackson – is giving the sex-eye to pop midget, Justin Bieber. You can just imagine the people behind both of these veritable toddlers advising them about how good a relationship with each other would be for their careers. Blecch!
It appears that Paris is not able to resist the juggernaut charm of Bieber, after she introduced him at her father’s tribute show in Hollywood.
It is reported that she ‘nearly melted in the process’. Much like her father’s face then? Nice that someone should carry on the noble family tradition.
In her intro, Paris said:
“We are all very big fans of [Justin] and his music” — and then, with a coy smile, she added, “I know I am.”
Then, Justin appeared to thunderous screams (again, much like the screams Michael would be greeted by when he found himself dazed and drugged and wandering around a playground without his special Bad trousers on) and rattled through a version of ‘Rockin’ Robin’, which MJ covered back in ’72.
Sadly, now Bieber has covered the song, it has rendered it unlistenable forever more.
Either way, keep an eye out for a gut-wrenching break-up between Bieber and Selena Gomez as he cruelly tosses her aside for a more famous, more bizarre Jackson sprog.
Good news is, is that this could get very, very ugly indeed. She’s the one with a tea-towel on her head, right?
DharmaRepublic says
THIS IS MEANT TO A WEBSITE?..news?..entertainment??..or is it the Nazi guide to news….from a Christian perspective?
lol..
GROWN UP GOSSIP…lmAOooOOoo,….hahah
some people REALLY DO DELUDE THEMSELVES DONT THEY….like the creators of such errr…..Site .
colin says
Ahahahahha…. brilliant post!!
Meria says
Whoever wrote this article is a fucking dickhead! You have no respect for anyone whatsoever. Maybe your just jealous coz no one gives you the sex-eye you fuckwit. Excuse my language but you deserve it doochebag. RIP MJ. We love you man. I wish Paris the best in life. Not so much of a fan of Beiber but..whatever.
naomi tuanau says
well whoever writes stuff like this have very good imaginations but its never the truth michael has passed stop talking about him & his past let him rest in peace & lets just remember him as the beautiful spirit he was & the charity work he did,lets keep listening to his music & remember to love & be kind to one another& may his kids keep living a normal life & keep his charity work going & stop with all the crap.
DharmaRepublic says
Hey shithead, i was slamming this post, go find your own to run your mouth on, i was first, you copied me, no delete your post !!!
Unless that is…….well……maybee we could hook up, i like your style, but im scared of becoming attatched, i hope you feel the same way about me as i do about you………….
How come you never call me anymore, this is bullshit, i knew you were just like all the others, use me and throw me to the curb, well i aint taking it anymore, your a sick bastard…..
I miss you so much Meria, could you please just forget about what i wrote before, my heart is breaking and only you can fix it……..
Your a fucking Whore, i saw you out last night with Lenny, you know the one you said was just a friend, you CUNT !!!…..Well since were completely over now, you oughta know, i had sex with your Sister and she was a hell of a lot better than you ever were!!!
Err….Hey, listen, im sorry, that stuff about your sister was’nt nice i know, but im sorry and i think we should put it all behind us and move forward, we have both grown so much since the begining of this message, and i think its time we made a steadfast commitment to each other……
WTF………Lenny again !!! Your a slut and a half, you should open up your own Whore academy, fucking bitch….
Err……i was drinking in the last bit, it brought up some bad memories, forgive me, lots of love Dharma ;)
LeFarts says
I am the FART that STINKS in the NIGHT…
SMELL MY FURY WOMAN !!
My statement was pointless………….but so was yours, Now were even :)
Michael Park says
Congratulations, morons! You’ve made this week’s Readers’ Letters!
http://www.hecklerspray.com/readers-letters-this-is-meant-to-be-a-website-or-how-to-make-friends-with-morons/201270012.php
LeFarts says
Moron………I’m moving up in the world……NICE !!
Ashley says
Someone ought to report your sick asses to authorities. You GET that Paris is a 13 year old CHILD, right? You people are disgusting. You call Michael Jackson a freak and a criminal when there was never any proof against him, yet you dream up disgusting scenarios between a 13 year old girl and Justin Bieber. You people are the sickos.
Ashley says
And another thing, Fuckity Fuck Fuck You !!!!
nancy aneke says
Satan! This article was really disrespectful. Jesus is not happy with the person who made this. The person just slammed Michael Jackson as if he was a bad guy. And calling Paris bizarre? That was completely judgemental. No one is right to judge but God. The Jacksons are not bizarre. They’re humans who God created in his image and likeness. When you disrespect them you show you do not respect God. Do not do these kind of things because you’re only disgracing yourself.