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Michael Jackson Concert Now Contains Fearne Cotton – It’s What He Would Have Wanted

by Matthew Laidlow

Over in America, Dr. Conrad Murray is being accused of administrating some mental sounding drugs into Michael Jackson and causing him to carry out his last boogie. However, it isn’t just the remaining members of the Jacksons that he has to prove his innocence to. The singer’s children also want answers and then, we have [...]

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Conrad Murray Phoned For Cocktails While Michael Jackson Died?

by Mof Gimmers

As a doctor, presumably you know when a human is a lost cause. That’s why Dignitas exists, right? And so, if the rumours that Michael Jackson was knocking back Propofol like milk, he probably thought ‘sod it’. And who can blame him? During the Moonwalking for Justice trial, it seems that MJ was dying in [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Son Lets Family Down By Showing Pre-Court Nerves

by Mof Gimmers

The Jackson family are born performers aren’t they? Those that numbered up the Jackson 5 all loved the limelight and, in later years, so did Papa Joe with that belt-brandishing look in his eye and, of course, world-weary mother Katherine. We also got LaToya and Janet thrown in for free too, which is nice. Not [...]

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Michael Jackson Jurors Selected In The Dr. Conrad Murray Moonwalking For Justice Trial

by Matthew Laidlow

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, roll up for what promises to be the greatest court case spectacle that the world has ever seen! In the UK, we only get hastily sketched drawings of court proceedings, sometimes making us think that cartoon characters actually carry out heinous crimes. But in America, good old fashioned [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Daughter Sleeps Inside A Jacket Or Whatever

by Mof Gimmers

With the Michael Jackson v. Conrad Murray’s Syringe court case imminent, we need to keep Jacko in the news because come the trial, we’ll need to convince ourselves that we’re informed. There’s no danger of you lot being uber-informed though because, chances are, you have absolutely no life outside of scouring the internet for articles [...]

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Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

by Michael Park

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of [...]

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Jermaine Makes A Pretty Penny While Accusing Everyone Of Milking Michael Jackson’s Death

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson’s death may well be very sad for those who still bought his albums post-Dangerous (yes, these people actually exist), but it hasn’t been all bad news for the world. You see, like deep sea creatures gorging on the carcass of a dead whale, Michael Jackson’s cadaver has created something of a cottage industry, [...]

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Michael Jackson In Bahrain Escape Plot If Found Guilty Of Fiddling With Knobs That Weren’t His

by Matthew Laidlow

The only people counting down the days to the Michael Jackson ‘Moonwalking For Justice’ manslaughter trial, are members of his immediate family and his slightly psychotic followers. Oh, how we look forward to seeing scores of Jackson fans with badly scrawled banners, candlelit shrines and people walking around in monkey costumes. And poor ol’ Dr. [...]

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Conrad Murray Trial To Avoid Michael Jackson’s Dubious Past, Remarkably

by Mof Gimmers

As we saw in a recent rape trial involving a certain influential banker and a maid, judging someone on their character is a big deal in the American legal system. Basically, if you’re a dodgy sod, people are less likely to believe your defence. However, with Michael Jackson, he gets special rules because he’s really [...]

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Conrad Murray’s Defence Won’t Be Able To Say That Michael Jackson Molested Kids, Regardless Of Whether He Did Or Not

by Michael Park

Prosecutors in the Dr. Conrad Murray manslaughter trial have made moves to block all testimony related to allegations that Michael Jackson inappropriately gave “the feel” to myriad children placed in his care. Court documents which alarmingly landed on the desks of TMZ  have suggested that prosecutors want Judge Michael Pastor to bar Steve Robel- a key Santa Barbara County [...]

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