They say that everyone deserves a second chance to learn from their mistakes. Or if you happen to have an ounce of intelligence, not copying the moves of those that led to their downfall.
One of the greatest examples of cocking-up a childhood comes from no-other than the Jackson family. Whilst we were left marvelled and amazed at the family’s dance moves, they were secretly hurting inside thanks to regular whippings from father Joe. Missing out on childhood clearly affected Michael, so you'd assume that his three children would be ushered away from showbiz? Oh, how wrong you'd be.
Thankfully, Paris looks like she's decided to venture away from singing and head towards Hollywood. Yep! She’s going to be in a film! Good thing the movie industry hasn’t got a record of dark deeds and conspiracy, eh?
Despite not seeing any pages of script or knowing what the film is about, we can guarantee you that the movie will be rubbish. How do we know that? Well we haven't consulted a fortune teller, but instead, we just looked at the title. It’s called ?Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys,? there's a glaring typo that's more obvious than a streaker at a football match.
Nearly everyone in the whole wide world knows that London Bridge is a hotspot for tourists when they visit England. So misspelling a capital city is something that should make the producers cringe since we've now brought it to their attention.
People will probably argue with us that there's nothing wrong with a young teenage girl embracing her talent that can be enjoyed by the world. But then again, Lindsay Lohan started off in films such as the ?Parent Trap? as a youngster before the yummy substances took over. Even the magic of Disney couldn't stop Miley Cyrus taking her clothes off and smoking bongs. So what will ?Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys,? have in store for Paris Jackson before she starts a death cult?
?The film’s website says she plays heroine in a story where magic “turns a dolphin into a human, a teenage boy into a dragonfly and a loving jellyfish queen into an evil fairy godmother.”
Things turning into stuff? Sounds like the sort of mental stuff that Michael Jackson would’ve seen when he was getting a sexy dose of brain altering drugs from Dr. Conrad Murray. But even we assume that she'd probably not want to appear in a film that reminded her of her father?s death.
Even if the film is a load of donkey scrotum, you\’ll be guaranteed that it'll be a box office smash due to mentalist Michael Jackson fans going to see ?Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys,? at least seventy times a day.