Do you know how they make mink coats? They get a mink and shout obscenities at it – IN MINK LANGUAGE – until it cries. Then, they make then stand on their hindly mink legs until they break before men come in and kick the skin off them.
Then, worst of all, the skinless, frightened mink creatures are all forced to sew their fur together into expensive coats.
COATS DESIGNED BY JANET JACKSON WHO HATES MINKS.
Of course, wearing fur is desperately unfashionable these days, now that most have got a conscience. However, that won’t bother Janet Jackson as she’s been out of the pop-cultural loop for years, right?
Apparently, Janet Jacko has managed to get over the death of her brother Michael, forgotten all about those animals that made him cry when they were mistreated and used, and signed up with a fur firm called Blackglama.
No. We didn’t make ‘Blackglama’ up.
Anyway, Janet is going to create a luxury mink collection, which features 15 items ranging from coats to gloves made from the backs, faces and scrota of mink who have been bullied by men with special mink-kicking boots in lipstick.
Janet, unaware as usual, says:
“The art of fashion is one of my great passions. I’ve worked for years to bring a collection into the world. Partnering with Blackglama is very exciting.”
It goes without saying that Jackson has already come under fire from animal-rights campaigners. Last year, after she modelled various dead mink, PETA went mental.
Spokeswoman for PETA, Amanda Schinke, is on record as saying:
?It's amazing what celebrities will do when their careers are on a downslide, but we didn't think that Janet was this desperate.?
Schinke should totally write for hecklerspray.
The_site_desperate _for_hits says
Why would Michael cry? He wore dead cow skin (red leather Jacket that became hugely popular) wow clearly idoits write and run this shitty site
Karenz says
What’s an idoit?