Over the last few years, stories regarding Michael Jackson have all focused on one specific issue. That's right, his demise from this world and descent into a tacky gold coffin that's buried deep underground so nutjob fans can't rub their genitals across it.
More recent events have led to the climax of Jackson?s life where the whole world got to hear what drugs were given to him via ?Sexy? Dr. Conrad Murray. Ever since the incident on the set of a Pepsi commercial where the former king of pop’s head resembled a stinky sparkler, Michael supposedly downed pills like Smarties.
We?d like to distance ourselves from the recent courtroom drama featuring the only decent member of The Jackson Five. Instead, we want to relive some of the more memorable moments from his lifetime when he was alive, full of life and generally not being beaten by Poppa Joe.
Now, we?ll get this out of the way now – towards the end of his adult life, there were a couple of incidents that everyone associated with Jacko. As a dedicated animal lover, he didn't settle at having a budgie or a dog. Instead, Bubbles the monkey was his pet. Granted, there was always the risk of the creature ripping Jackson?s face off, but who cares? Do you know anyone else who owns a monkey? Actually, that might have been the reason for his wonky nose, damn that pesky monkey!
When people play word association with the words ?children? and ?Michael Jackson?, they automatically start thinking of evil thoughts designed to ruin the singer?s reputation. Remember everyone; he was acquitted twice of having sexy time with children, spiking them with wine and generally tucking them up in bed with a loving look in his milky eyes. So what are we going on about then? Well there was that time in Berlin where Michael proudly showed off his offspring. Most people would pass an infant round a room, but if you've got more money than sense, then dangling the tot of a hotel balcony is a much better option of showing your love for children.
Chances are that you've never met Michael Jackson and at best, have had to settle for his sister Janet. So how do we get an insight into how the singer acted and behaved when not plagued with dodgy allegations? Well a conveniently released book that's out just in time for Christmas entitled ?My Friend Michael? by close friend Frank Cascio might be able to help us. All sorts of fascinating aspects are revealed, such as a fun loving side to the star who:
?Giggled while throwing a bucket of water over unsuspecting dinner guests.?
Imagine that, you're sitting down about to bite into a delicious piece of cow and then bloody Michael Jackson covers you in water, touches his crotch and then runs to his room to escape from the people he's just narked off. But if you think that was abnormal behaviour, it gets slightly weirder. Cascio wrote
?Princess Diana was at the top of Jackson’s list of women he wanted to date, and that Jackson made out with one of his fan club members.?
We can only assume that Jackson had this crush on Princess Diana before her body was smashed to bits by her drunk driver/the paparazzi/MI5 in a Paris tunnel. Unless, of course, we never really discovered how sick and twisted he really was and he really had a love and fetish of dead princess corpses. We?ll never bloody know.
So is the book all happiness and rainbows? Sadly not as Frank Cascio seemingly wants to portray his former friend as a drug addict, seemingly without the help of ?Sexy? Dr. Conrad Murray. More extracts from the book say:
?Jackson started one of his anniversary shows an hour late because the star was high on drugs. Particularly in late tours, when Michael was under great stress and needed help falling asleep.?
We await the mental Michael Jackson fans to start nitpicking the book to pieces like vultures and explaining how his former best friend is a total liar and has painted the wrong image.
Matt says
Actually he put up Bubbles in a sanctuary BECAUSE of his age… and the fact that chimps and apes have terribly strong power….AND territorial issues. The guy wasn’t stupid. Your article is hardly anything but fodder to lure in insults toward……………..
….you. SO, ill researched and moronic, bordering on bitter humor aside.. there’s little substance to this post. He DID meet Diana…and she was apparently a fan of his song DIRTY DIANA.. (no joke)… and i’m not even a SUPER FAN. Anybody with any sense toward music and art recognizes the genius of the man. Many of his public portrayals were deliberate. If you had actually known the man’s music, you’d know she was referenced in a pretty bland song called “PRIVACY” …As for people in that echelon… you may never know what’s happening there.
Congratulations on using Michael’s name to get another hundred thousand hits to your page and cheerfully giving a modicum of belief to your sponsors that their advertising is working. Cheers. Very bold of you. Keep riding his corpse.
Cookie Monster says
“another hundred thousand hits”
Shirley, you must be joking. This site was, “One Of The 50 Most Powerful Blogs In The World” according to The Guardian, in 2008. In today’s money, that’s like being the fiftieth most relevant Bieber wet wipe. The only way that this site would get ‘another hundred thousand hits’ is if you’re an obsessive-compulsive user of library computers with a knack for avoiding a web browser caches, and somehow have many friends (about ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred, ninety-nine of them) who share your habits.
Robert P Lott says
Sources say Jerry Sandusky enjoyed pranks too. And they both swear they would never actually hurt a child because they love kids so much.