Remember a few months ago, when everyone couldn’t stop talking about Charlie Sheen? There was a time he was a champion wreck. He made women cry, invented seven thousand catchphrases, wobbled about on rooftops with massive knives and looked like he was headed for a spectacular early grave.
Then he became self-aware, cleaned his act up and went on tour. Almost as boring as his custody battle with his ex wife, which essentially was gossip turning into admin.
Well, his name has appeared in the news again with the word ‘porn’ attached to it, so it should be good right? Has Charlie lost his mop again, hoovering up insane amounts of Class A drugs and locked himself in his home cinema with a hundred adult actresses, all taking it in turns trying unsuccessfully to get him hard?