Remember a few months ago, when everyone couldn’t stop talking about Charlie Sheen? There was a time he was a champion wreck. He made women cry, invented seven thousand catchphrases, wobbled about on rooftops with massive knives and looked like he was headed for a spectacular early grave.
Then he became self-aware, cleaned his act up and went on tour. Almost as boring as his custody battle with his ex wife, which essentially was gossip turning into admin.
Well, his name has appeared in the news again with the word ‘porn’ attached to it, so it should be good right? Has Charlie lost his mop again, hoovering up insane amounts of Class A drugs and locked himself in his home cinema with a hundred adult actresses, all taking it in turns trying unsuccessfully to get him hard?
Sadly not. This is more titillating paperwork sadly. However, it does feature the worst perverts on Earth – estate agents.
Apparently, Sheeno has always had a dream of turning his Beverly Hills mansion into a House Of Porn. Alas, this never really happened because what he was offering the men and women of the adult entertainment sector was nothing compared to the cheques they get (and we have to assume that Charlie wasn’t interested in those on the low rungs of porn, right?).
However, it has been reported that YouPorn (that’s the website you lot spend all your stupid time on) have made an official cash offer on the place.
Sources say that the website’s big cheeses approached Sheen’s estate agent with an offer to buy his house for $4.5 million in cash, which is considerably lower than the orgasmic listing price of $7.2 million which Sheen has slapped on his gaff.
However, because Sheen is mentally ill, he might buy into it as the folks at YouPorn people have informed Sheen’s people that they will move in a whole bunch of skin-flickers and, if Sheen accepts the deal, he can come and hang out with them anytime he feels like.
Or, to put it another way, YouPorn has absolutely no interest in buying the house but are pleased that idiots like us are giving them some free press.
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Pathetic article, pathetic medias.
Charlie Sheen will sell his house the prize he wants aka 7,2 millions.