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Famous Beauties Who Like Their Men UGLY!

Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own [...]

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Lily Allen Doesn’t Like Susan Boyle Very Much! BURN HER!

by Stuart Heritage

Things aren’t always black and white, you know. There’s not always one goodie and one baddie in every fight.

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 1 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Films we didn’t know existed but now really want to see: TipToes – Filmdrunk

9 – Lily Allen in ‘not friends with Vladimir Putin’ shock – Popsugar

8 – You know Josh Burt our guest-blogger. He makes his own ice cream. Go get him, girls – Interestment

7 – Six famous characters you didn’t know were rip-offs – Cracked.

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Lily Allen Is A Horrid Girlfriend, OK Musician

by Amy Grindhouse

A certain someone might have a new single about to come out, or perhaps they have an album that needs shifting… better yet, perhaps someone is just really rather desperate to get a moment of your attention. Lily Allen is a star, in fact she is one of the brightest young talents on the UK [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

This week’s Autobots and Decepticons.

Folded:

* Gentleman Jack (posh Jack Daniels. Wasted on people who drink to get drunk)
* Lily Allen’s Not Fair (video’s great, she looks great)
* How to Lose Friends and Alienate People on DVD (as light as a Quaver, but still 30% funnier than watching nothing at all)
* Money boxes (great for dipping into, especially if they’re not yours)
* Little White Lies (über hip independent movie news)

Creased:

* Death Race on DVD (there’s dumb, there’s retarded and there’s Jason Statham)
* Lily Allen’s Not Fair (sounds like a rubbish version of The Simpsons’ ‘Cayonero’)
* Cyclists who don’t use cycle lanes (…deserve to get run over)
* Easter egg mugs (just there to remind you of how fat you are)
* Oil Riggers (from the team that brought you Ice Road Truck…zzzz)

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 26 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Here’s a list of horribly unfit celebrities – Mensfitness

8 – Want to see a picture of a stranger grabbing at Lily Allen’s genitals? OK – Stainedmat

7 – MSNBC’s weird animal list isn’t doing anything to help our newly-discovered fear of octopuses – MSNBC

6 – Turns out nobody watches Heroes any more – THR

5 – How pretty girls think – Collegehumor

4 – Did anyone else notice that Beyonce’s boob fell out at the Oscars? No? – Videogum

3 – You know that thing that everyone was saying was Atlantis? It wasn’t Atlantis – Google

2 – Gruesome javelin accident – I Am Bored

1 – Without exaggeration, this is the greatest entrance anyone has ever made in the history of mankind – BWE

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Lily Allen Wants To Get Naked And Ruin Your Eyesight

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re a young teenage boy who no longer thinks girls are icky and disgusting, chances are you’ll want to see one naked.

Accidentally seeing your mum with her saggy tits hanging out when you’ve seen her in the bathroom by mistake doesn’t count. So where do you go from here?

For the braver lad, the internet is a haven for seeing all sorts of ladies prancing around with no clothes on and doing strange things with penis-shaped objects. But seeing a random pair of boobies can get boring after a while. Why can’t famous people get their wobbly bits out? Well fear not everyone, Lily Allen wants to do just that.

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Lily Allen Uses Google To Retrace Drunken Steps Home

by hecklerspray staff

Lily Allen has been Googling herself. Don’t judge her. All celebrities do it.

Lily, 23, is currently number one in the UK charts with her single The Fear. The star admitted that she got so drunk at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards that she had to be carried out by two burley helpers.

She was very merry and in all fairness, quite possibly under the influence of the inordinate amount of bubblegum pink hairdye that she had used to transform her look for the evening (which undoubtedly worked its way into her bloodstream and caused undue influence).

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