Articles tagged with: Lily Allen
Song Review: Lily Allen – The Fear
The Fear is the first single from Lily Allen’s second album It’s Not Me, It’s You. Unlike most of the guff out in chart land Lily Allen has made a simple but catchy pop song. The big bold sounds of tracks like Smile and LDN aren’t present on The Fear. There could have been potential problems here with this toned down return to the music world, but it works and will probably divebomb into the number one spot on Sunday.
The Fear is the first single from Lily Allen’s second album It’s Not Me, It’s You. Unlike most of the guff out in chart land Lily Allen has made a simple but catchy pop song. The big bold sounds of tracks like Smile and LDN aren’t present on The Fear. There could have been potential problems here with this toned down return to the music world, but it works and will probably divebomb into the number one spot on Sunday.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 21 January 2009
10 - We'll admit that we don't actually know what this is, but it sure is terrifying... 9 - Eight racist words you apparently use every day, you RACIST - Cracked 8 - Lily Allen in a silly hat - Popsugar 7 - Do you want to know who the ...
Lily Allen And Other Musical Chums Enlisted To End The World’s War
If you’re reading this, you’re probably scum of the earth. Not because you kick small children, but because you haven’t appeared in Heat magazine. Being a celebrity rocks because it gives you a higher vantage point over normal people. So what if you won a reality show five years ago, that ounce of fame means you can still be photographed picking up dogmuck five years later and newspapers will brand it as news. Famous people often branch out from what they're known for to make us believe they care about other people. This is what Lily Allen and a host of others have done - they’ve all contributed to War Child’s new album.
If you’re reading this, you’re probably scum of the earth. Not because you kick small children, but because you haven’t appeared in Heat magazine. Being a celebrity rocks because it gives you a higher vantage point over normal people. So what if you won a reality show five years ago, that ounce of fame means you can still be photographed picking up dogmuck five years later and newspapers will brand it as news. Famous people often branch out from what they're known for to make us believe they care about other people. This is what Lily Allen and a host of others have done - they’ve all contributed to War Child’s new album.
WEBTHUMP! Monday 1 December 2008
10 - Genius or boring? Oh. Boring. Thanks... 9 - Want to make an exfoliating salt rub? OK! - Instructables 8 - An unashamedly cute video of a girl winding up Kermit The Frog - YouTube 7 - Saturn V in slow motion - Liveleak 6 - True Blood or Twilight? Which fictional ...
Lily Allen Has A Ding-Dong With Elton John. Booze Involved
Lily Allen and Elton John have a lot in common - for example, they both have funny hair and they're both gay men. But the thing that Lily Allen and Elton John share more than anything else is a love of a public scrap. Watch Lily or Elton for long enough and you'll either see a) an extraordinary temper tantrum or b) nothing at all because Lily Allen's punched your eyes off. So it made perfect sense that, at last night's GQ awards, the hosts were Lily Allen and Elton John. And things were going just peachy, at least until Lily Allen got hammered on free champagne and started effing and jeffing at Elton John, who then appeared to boast about how brilliant he was at drugs. Honestly, those two are just like Richard and Judy, only gayer and with one more nipple than you'd expect.
Lily Allen and Elton John have a lot in common - for example, they both have funny hair and they're both gay men. But the thing that Lily Allen and Elton John share more than anything else is a love of a public scrap. Watch Lily or Elton for long enough and you'll either see a) an extraordinary temper tantrum or b) nothing at all because Lily Allen's punched your eyes off. So it made perfect sense that, at last night's GQ awards, the hosts were Lily Allen and Elton John. And things were going just peachy, at least until Lily Allen got hammered on free champagne and started effing and jeffing at Elton John, who then appeared to boast about how brilliant he was at drugs. Honestly, those two are just like Richard and Judy, only gayer and with one more nipple than you'd expect.
Lily Allen Delivers Street Justice on Video. Also: Swears a Lot.
Lily Allen - she's that one who had pink hair, a godawful TV show and is generally a waste of space. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well now it would seem she's got herself into MMA - that's mixed martial arts - with some hardcore street fighting action. Well, hardcore may be a bit far, but Lily Allen did go and try to beat up a random French girl for insulting her. And we shouldn't forget that she also managed to swear like a navvie, and she managed to do all of this in front of about 32,000 paparazzi and other press hounds. Not a bad effort, we have to say. But to top off all the topping offs that could be topped off, there's a video too - and it's after the jump.
Lily Allen - she's that one who had pink hair, a godawful TV show and is generally a waste of space. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well now it would seem she's got herself into MMA - that's mixed martial arts - with some hardcore street fighting action. Well, hardcore may be a bit far, but Lily Allen did go and try to beat up a random French girl for insulting her. And we shouldn't forget that she also managed to swear like a navvie, and she managed to do all of this in front of about 32,000 paparazzi and other press hounds. Not a bad effort, we have to say. But to top off all the topping offs that could be topped off, there's a video too - and it's after the jump.
Lily Allen To Save Us All From Knife Crime
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why, would I wanna be anywhere else? These are just some of the lyrics that pop starlet Lily Allen wrote about London town, even though London is a city. But never mind her poor geography knowledge for now; we’ve got bigger problems to concentrate on. As we've all seen in the newspapers, knife crime is currently depressing everyone in the UK and making pensioners believe all the yoof of today will stab them, so thank god that Lily Allen has oddly stepped in to save us all from being stabbed by an eight-year-old for a packet of sherbet. There is a god. And she seems to have three nipples.
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why, would I wanna be anywhere else? These are just some of the lyrics that pop starlet Lily Allen wrote about London town, even though London is a city. But never mind her poor geography knowledge for now; we’ve got bigger problems to concentrate on. As we've all seen in the newspapers, knife crime is currently depressing everyone in the UK and making pensioners believe all the yoof of today will stab them, so thank god that Lily Allen has oddly stepped in to save us all from being stabbed by an eight-year-old for a packet of sherbet. There is a god. And she seems to have three nipples.
Sorry America. Lily Allen Is Coming Your Way Real Soon
Hecklerspray are a bunch of merry people who would never inflict any harm on you.
We’d do anything to help you out. Say you thought some Russian military types had tampered with your food; we’d be there to help you. Sure, we’d be putting our own life at risk as we gingerly slurped your tomato soup, but we love you and would never turn down your request.
However, there are some factors that we can’t control: famine, Bono, global warming and hay fever (oh dear God the hay fever). At first the problem is confined to one area, but it then slowly spreads around the world. Look at Bono - Ireland suffered for so long until he was unleashed to the world.
Now it's England’s turn to unleash one of their ropiest creations, this time on an unsuspecting America. Lily Allen has been granted a visa. Batten down the hatches, quick!
