by Matthew Laidlow
If you’re reading this, you’re probably scum of the earth. Not because you kick small children, but because you haven’t appeared in Heat magazine.
Being a celebrity rocks because it gives you a higher vantage point over normal people. So what if you won a reality show five years ago, that ounce of fame means you can still be photographed picking up dogmuck five years later and newspapers will brand it as news.
Famous people often branch out from what they’re known for to make us believe they care about other people. This is what Lily Allen and a host of others have done – they’ve all contributed to War Child’s new album.
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by Stuart Heritage
9 – Want to make an exfoliating salt rub? OK! – Instructables
8 – An unashamedly cute video of a girl winding up Kermit The Frog – YouTube
7 – Saturn V in slow motion – Liveleak
6 – True Blood or Twilight? Which fictional vampire would you rather bone? – BuddyTV
5 – Got an iPhone? Then here are some apps that’ll make you look even more like an immense tosspot – Cracked
4 – Microscopic photography of basically all the evil things that live in your hair. Amongst other things – Darkroastedblend
3 – There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how much we want one of these – Lifehacker
2 – No no no no NO maggots no – I Am Bored
1 – More about the new Lily Allen album than you could ever wish to read. No, really. Ever – Popjustice
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