This week?s Autobots and Decepticons.
Folded:
- Gentleman Jack (posh Jack Daniels. Wasted on people who drink to get drunk)
- Lily Allen?s Not Fair (video?s great, she looks great)
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People on DVD (as light as a Quaver, but still 30% funnier than watching nothing at all)
- Money boxes (great for dipping into, especially if they're not yours)
- Little White Lies (?ber hip independent movie news)
Creased:
- Death Race on DVD (there's dumb, there's retarded and there's Jason Statham)
- Lily Allen?s Not Fair (sounds like a rubbish version of The Simpsons‘ ‘Cayonero‘)
- Cyclists who don't use cycle lanes (…deserve to get run over)
- Easter egg mugs (just there to remind you of how fat you are)
- Oil Riggers (from the team that brought you Ice Road Truck…zzzz)
magnetite says
Really creased: Adult cyclists who ride on the path. ONn quiet suburban streets. Pussies.
Irate cyclist says
Hey, nobody HAS to use cycle paths!
Cycle paths are for fat people walking their dogs anyway, or that’s what they’re like round my way!