A certain someone might have a new single about to come out, or perhaps they have an album that needs shifting… better yet, perhaps someone is just really rather desperate to get a moment of your attention.
Lily Allen is a star, in fact she is one of the brightest young talents on the UK scene right now.
She has actual talent, not the phony kind that can only be cunningly alluded to via masterful bait and switch. Best of all, when she has a record or show that needs promoting, there is not one iota of personal information too sacred to be scandalised for the sake of PR and column inches.
You can get away with bare-faced murder as a celebrity. Not that we endorse murder for anything other than comedy purposes mind you, but if you were famous we bet you would get away with it.
Rather than do anything so drastic, Lily has began to treat those around her like dirt for her own amusement… because she can.
You would have to be either equally famous or equally adorable to get away with treating your partner half as bad as Lily treats hers.
The singer has revealed that she has discovered a method of clearing the dreaded writer’s block that is equal parts genius and evil, with a dash of “How could she???”
In a new interview with the UK’s Radio Times, Lily says that to create the drama necessary to generate material for songwriting she splits from perfectly good relationships.?Yep. If you are dating Lily Allen and the two of you are happy as clams, she’ll dump you just so she has something interesting to write about.
?I've actually broken up with boyfriends for inspiration. When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I get up and walk away. It's pretty mean but it's true.?
If her cheeks were not so flippin’ pinchable, you’d just want to slap her for treating people that way.?Seriously, who does that?
Either she really has that much contempt for human life or she has a horribly mediocre single to plug soon that needs the press this quote will get her.
This was a guest blog by the ever-lovely Amy Grindhouse, whose blog you should visit right now.
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Anonymous says
Your writing about contempt for human life and telling people that lily Allen has none, you’re an idiot! Direct Lily Allen quotes can be found stating the exact opposite. She has never ended her relationship with a man, she was the one who was disappointed during her 3 relationships in the past eight years. An interview with Radio Times magazine did not happen. Your sugar coating how much you think Lily Allen is a rotten person, and pretending, that it’s o.k. to be rotten as long as your writing about it. Don’t bother looking up these perfectly good, very true quotes. Just make an ass out of yourself…AGAIN!! that’s what you do!
Anonymous says
P.S. Banning someone from your website because they don’t agree with you proves how very wrong and screwed up you are.
Anonymous says
ON FEBRUARY 5TH 2005 PEOPLE MAGAZINE, WITH COOPERATION FROM MONSTER CRITIC.COM WROTE AN ARTICLE MAKING FALSE CLAIMS THAT LILY ALLEN HAD A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN ARTIST LUCIAN FREUD. DURING THAT ARTICLE IT USED A FABRICATED QUOTE CLAIMING THAT LILY ALLEN SAID, MY MINDSET IS THAT I’M GOING TO BE REALLY BUSY FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS… THIS QUOTE WAS USED AGAIN AS A SOURCE, FROM RADIO TIMES MAGAZINE , IN A SUPPOSED RECENT INTERVIEW. LILY ALLEN WOULD NOT REPEAT THAT WORD FOR WORD, 2 MONTHS LATER, MEANING THAT THE INTERVIEW NEVER TOOK PLACE. THE CONCLUSION OF THIS IS THAT THIS PARTICULAR ARTICLE AND THOSE LIKE IT ARE FALSE. The writer using the name AMY GRINDHOUSE is vindictive, and cruel without reason, and desperately seeks attention for the purpose of being cruel.
LottoFL says
could be worse…
Horror says
“She has actual talent…”
Stopped reading right there.
Tom J says
I must admit, I also thought this was a serious article until I got to the whole “actual talent” bit. Now I see that you have actually crafted some exquiste comedy from that ever wry vehicle of irony. Oh you!
Anonymous says
Yes it could be worse! But already has been, not anymore though.
Horror says
“exquiste comedy”
Stopped reading right there.
gilbert wham says
That’s a haiku:
Yes, it could be worse,
But already has been,
Not any more though.
A meaningless one granted, but structurally perfect.