Lily Allen has been Googling herself. Don't judge her. All celebrities do it.
Lily, 23, is currently number one in the UK charts with her single The Fear. The star admitted that she got so drunk at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards that she had to be carried out by two burley helpers.
She was very merry and in all fairness, quite possibly under the influence of the inordinate amount of bubblegum pink hairdye that she had used to transform her look for the evening (which undoubtedly worked its way into her bloodstream and caused undue influence).
The unconventional and outspoken singer revealed that she blacked out after she drank too much and that she was unaware of what had happened the night before.
So intrigued was Lily Allen about her comings and goings that she actually looked herself up on a search engine and tried to find incriminating photos and tales of how on earth she had made it home safely ? after winning the Glamour Editor?s Special Award.
Between her infamous MySpace blogs and now an equally ranty Twitter page, one thing that has become clear is that Lily Allen has absolutely no ability to behave like a good little pop tart.
While all of the other genetically engineered strumpets were at the front of their classes, swatting up on their media training, Lily was probably at the back Twittering by text about how fat her teacher was and then gulping sneaky swigs of booze from a flask hidden underneath her jacket.
Those who keep up with Lily?s alcohol-fuelled comings and goings will undoubtedly not raise an eyebrow at this latest revelation. According to reports in The Metro:
She said: “I don’t remember what happened. I woke up the next day and there was a party at my house.” She added: “Mark Ronson, Alan Carr and Jonathan Ross had been there because Alfie [Lily’s brother] had brought them back. But I’d passed out in bed and saw my Glamour award on the floor and thought, ‘How did I get home? I Googled myself.”
The cynic within says all these little outbursts are too outlandish and just a little too well-timed to be a coincidence. For example, this latest stunner came the weekend prior to the star?s new album It's Not Me, It's You being released.
Well-timed (but misguided) PR exercise or no, Lily has our attention. The only remaining question is can her media-ready soundbites really translate into extra album and ticket sales?
Be nice how you answer that question. Lily is probably Googling this article right now!
This has been a guestblog by the ever-wonderful Amy Grindhouse. Go and visit her now. That’s an order.
Julian Mentat says
You young people nowadays don’t realise what life was like for us before the Internet.
When I woke up as a young lad with no memory of the party the night before, I had to wait for a dedicated academic researcher to write my biography.
I’m still waiting.
David says
Shes a tosser.