And, to the surprise of no one, here I am blogging about the goddamn Kardashians again. Smdh. As I’m sure you all know, I (and presumably the rest of the world) have always assumed that Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness a.k.a. Blac Chyna only reproduced with Rob Kardashian to get back at the Kardashian/Jenner clan for ditching her and taking her baby daddy, Hollywood Hobo Tyga.
Her whole relationship with Rob was an elaborate scheme to a) get back at the Kardashians and fuck Tyga and Kylie’s relationship up, and b) get that Kardashian money $$$. Well, after a year and a half of hustling, it seems like Chyna’s plans have finally paid off.