As I reported a few weeks ago, Kylie Jenner and Hollywood Hobo Tyga had once again split and he had moved out of her California mansion, thus presumably leaving him homeless.
Like with their previous break-ups, Kylie rushed off and was linked to another rapper (last time it was PartyNextDoor, this time it was Travis Scott), while Tyga rushed off to another Instagram model (last time it was a girl who’s name I can’t remember, this time it’s apparently some girl named Jordan Ozuna).
Tyga was spotted out to lunch with Jordan, as seen above, and she’s obviously a really pretty girl, but tragically lacks any common sense, because there is no way in hell Tyga didn’t rummage through that bag of hers while she was in the washroom. Tyga be looking for change, tissues, mints to feed his kids, whatever you got, girl!
Apparently, Jordan went on Twitter after pics of the two were released to deny dating Tyga and I do not blame her. I mean, look at this guy! It is LITERALLY like Donkey from the movie Shrek came to life and started fucking with Kris Jenner’s youngest daughter, which makes ABSOLUTE sense as Kylie Jenner was like 7 when she started dating Tyga and kids LOVE Donkey! He’s hilarious! But seriously, tell me you don’t see the similarities?
NEW KARDASHIAN RELATED CONSPIRACY! Hollywood Hobo Tyga is just Donkey from Shrek come to life as a human through some sort of magic. This is why he can’t get a job or make any money! Donkey’s can’t work! And no, I didn’t face swap Tyga and Donkey to make that picture of Donkey, that is literally just how much they look alike. I’m seriously going to be looking at this all damn day.