You know what’s more pathetic than a grown ass man with a child who has become so dependent on this teenage girlfriend that without her he’d have no home, no income, and no record deal? Literally nothing I can think of right now, but that’s just the kind of life Hollywood Hobo, Tyga, likes to live.
At least, that’s the type of life he liked to live, because word on the street is that Tyga and Kylie Jenner have broken up for the 100th time and he’s moved out of her house. So if you see someone getting arrested for trying to pitch a tent on Melrose, yeah, that’s Tyga.
Sources are saying that Tyga felt belittled by her family and they’ve been having problems so he moved out. I can’t even imagine why Kylie’s family, a group of multi-millionaires that own multiple cars, homes, and other luxury items, would belittle Tyga, who gets called out by his baby mama on fucking Snapchat for not paying child support. I mean, it’s just beyond me.
Tyga has been officially living with Kylie 2.0 for 10 months now because she got sick of getting barely legal fucked in his cardboard box house behind a Chipotle in the Valley. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott took over that spot with their 47 kids when Tyga moved out, so I truly have no idea where he’s going to go.
The only thing more tragic than Tyga and his sad ass life is Kendall Jenner’s wannabe woke Pepsi ad which I’m like 30 seconds away from blogging about even though I really don’t even fucking want to, because have you see that shit? Girl, you do not need the money, you could have said no to that.
DamFran says
Haha! Enjoy the way you tell the story!