Many apologies for my sparse blogging, but I’ve been on vacation in Florida for almost two weeks tanning my cheeks and meeting Mickey Mouse (I legit did!), but now I’m back to share my unsolicited opinions about celebrities with you, and as per usual, I’m back to the Kardashian/Jenner squad.
As I’ve happily reported, Kylie Jenner seems to have FINALLY moved on from Hollywood Hobo Tyga with actual talented rapper, Travis Scott. This is still a thing, and big sis Kendall has even seemingly officially joined in on the family business of dating rappers by going somewhat public with A$AP Rocky at the MET Gala.
However, I can’t help but feel weird about the Jenner sisters dating these guys because, I mean, don’t you guys think A$AP Rocky and Travis Scott look A LOT alike? And that’s not a racist thing, these two have been mistaken for each other NUMEROUS times. Travis even once had his Instagram profile say: I am not A$AP Rocky. So these two sisters are dating two guys that are both successful rappers, both respected within the fashion industry, and look like they could be fraternal twins? Ummm, is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking? Yep. New Kardashian/Jenner conspiracy theory: Kendall and Kylie are being Parent Trapped, but like, backwards. Like, maybe Rocky and Travis are secretly one person (have you SEEN them together? Both are in The Weeknd’s video for “Reminder” but NOT in the same scenes!), but this person is pretending to be two people so they can date BOTH Jenner sisters.
These two guys have been addressing comparisons to each other for a while now, but have they ever collaborated? Did they pose for any pics together at the MET Gala even though they were both there and are dating sisters? No and no.
Kylie and Kendall seem like really sweet girls regardless of all the shit I give them, but they don’t exactly seem like geniuses, so there is actually a really good chance that Travis and Rocky are one person who is just tricking them so he can bang both Jenner sisters, and given how much the Kardashian/Jenner women love fucking rappers, this could really go on for years. I mean, I’m here for it because I love a good prank and I want Kylie to stay away from Tyga, but the whole thing is just really suspicious, you know?
Also, my husband captioned this blog. Bless him.