Over the years, Kylie Jenner has gone from the spunky, fun, trouble-making little sister of the Kardashian trio, to the silicone filled, lip-liner selling, “just realizing stuff”, mindless zombie we’ve come to know and love today.
So, of course given how riveting her personality has become, E! has decided she is worthy of her own spin-off show. I really figured after “Khloe & Lamar”, “Rob & Chyna”, and the 20 million “So and So Take Wherever” series maybe E! would fuck off with the Kardashian spin-offs, but I guess I was wrong!
Sources (obviously Kris Jenner) are saying that the show will revolve around Kylie’s growing make up and apparel empire. The insider “reveals”:
Kylie is so excited…it’s going to be all about building her business, and hiring people for her team. She wants the show to be all about her, she no longer wants to do one with Kendall.
Ok, first of all, I highly doubt Kendall is going to be jealous of this sick reality show you’re doing without her, because Kendall is the only one of you that has gotten above this reality tv shit. She barely appears on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as it is. Second, is this show basically just going to be Kylie Jenner sitting around with her annoying ass friends Stass and Jordyn while they scroll through Instagram fashion and make-up accounts looking for shit Kylie can knock off to sell at her pop up Kylie shop?
As much as I would love to see Kylie 2.0 looking through Instagram with her friends and saying in a monotone voice “Yeah, that’s cute,” while occasionally being forced to watch her make-out with Oscar Proud’s delinquent, mooching brother who is no longer invited to family Thanksgiving, I’m going to have to pass.
I mean, I know Tyga really needs the extra pay cheque because he’d definitely be featured more on Kylie’s show than he does on KUWTK, but Kylie just announced she’s releasing a new line of blushes, so his ass is probably covered for another few months.
Now that I think about it, maybe I do want to watch a reality show where a teenage girl pays her dead-beat, wannabe rapper’s child support and car payments. Could be a hit!
Also, because I always do this, lest we forget the original Kylie #JusticeForKylie