Posts tagged as:

Donald Trump

Carrie Prejean Gets The Boot For Being A Terrible Person

by Stuart Heritage

Do you like models? Do you like Christians? Do you like people who are both of those things and never ever shut up about it?

5 comments Read more >>>

Shanna Moakler Gets Her Knickers In A Twist Over Carrie Prejean

by Stuart Heritage

You might think that everybody was utterly bored by Carrie Prejean by now. But you’d be completely wrong.

5 comments Read more >>>

Donald Trump: Carrie Prejean Can Be Miss California FOREVER!

by Stuart Heritage

Alright, not forever. But yesterday Donald Trump let Carrie Prejean stay as Miss California despite her nonsense.

35 comments Read more >>>

Carrie Prejean’s Replacement Gets Lined Up, Just In Case

by Stuart Heritage

Today is a big day for Carrie Prejean. Today Donald Trump decides if she’s allowed to keep her Miss California crown.

9 comments Read more >>>

Carrie Prejean Gay Kerfuffle: Relax, Donald Trump’s On It

by Stuart Heritage

This stuff about Miss California Carrie Prejean is a mess. It’s a mess that only a man can fix.

6 comments Read more >>>

Joan Rivers Is The New Facially Immobile Celebrity Apprentice

by Stuart Heritage

What is the one thing The Apprentice has taught us? That’s right, that emotion has no place in the business environment.

38 comments Read more >>>

Donald Trump’s Casino: You’re Bankrupt

by Stuart Heritage

Think of Donald Trump and you think success. Well, no, actually you think of a bellowing nitwit with the world’s worst haircut.

But then you think success. And that’s why today’s news must be incredibly humiliating for Donald Trump – the casino firm that bears his name has filed for bankruptcy.

Still, Donald Trump has absolved himself of any responsibility in the demise of his casinos, and the next Apprentice season will carry on as normal, with a group of hard-nosed businessmen fighting for the chance to sell stolen DVD players from the boot of Trump’s car in a B&Q carpark.

2 comments Read more >>>

New Celebrity Apprentice Season Continues To Defy Trade Description

by Stuart Heritage

You have to love Donald Trump – he has a ‘never say die’ that holds firm even in the face of something as persuasive as common sense.

That’s why Donald Trump is wheeling out another season of Celebrity Apprentice. And, boy, are there some names this year. None of them are famous, you understand, but they do have names.

Apparently the media were informed about the Celebrity Apprentice contestants back in October, but were sworn to secrecy until now. Presumably this was because they needed three and a half months to Google the contestants to see who any of them actually were.

0 comments Read more >>>

Heather Mills Wants NBC Contractually Obligated To Let Her Win A Season Of The Apprentice

by Shawn Lindseth

For as long as mankind has had any level of self-awareness, we’ve all enjoyed watching one-legged middle aged women flip, twirl, and rhythmically pounce all about. That’s why even if it had aired ten thousand years ago, that Dancing With The Stars season wherein Heather Mills was featured would have scored real high in the [...]

3 comments Read more >>>

Omarosa: We Still Don’t Really Know Who She Is

by Ian Dransfield

Being a nobody is sure to be hard work, especially in the wonderful world of celebrity where it’s a constant struggle to get noticed. To get noticed purely for being a no-talent twit with all the affability of a particularly itchy and prominently positioned boil, that is. We at the mighty hecklerspray wouldn’t know about [...]

2 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →