A couple of months back I did a blog on how I’d been handling 2016 via GIFs. At the time, I dealt with my feelings about everything from Beyoncé’s Lemonade to Brangelina’s split, the shit show election to Kimye outing Taylor Swift as shady, Brexit to the constant drivel that comes out of Lena Dunham’s mouth.
I really thought that, with a mere two and a half months left to the year, nothing could get much worse (or better). I thought maybe pop culture had blown my mind enough for one year. But nope, Trump got elected and for some reason we still let Lena Dunham speak publically. Here’s how I’ve been handling 2016’s bullshit since October 8th, when I last aired my feelings. Once again, presented in GIFs…
Trump actually winning the election:
Kylie Jenner releasing that stupid fucking calendar with zero sex appeal:
Camilla Cabello leaving Fifth Harmony:
Hillary Clinton breaking records with her majority vote, but still not being president:
All this Russia hacking the election shit:
Realizing we have less than a month left of Obama:
Seeing the new Star Wars movie:
Trying to wrap my head around all this shit in Syria:
Kanye West’s entire existence since my last GIF based post:
When Lil’ Kim liked a comment I made on one of her Instagram pics:
Seeing Orlando Blooms Dick:
Dave Chapelle and A Tribe Called Quest on SNL’s first post-election episode:
Still Listening to Lena Dunham’s shit:
Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber all but leaving social media:
Hearing that fucking song Closer by The Chainsmokers and Halsey for the 27,081,935th time:
Rob and Chyna naming their baby girl Dream:
The million more celebrity deaths since last time I wrote this in October (RIP Leonard Cohen and George Michael):
Watching all these JonBenet Specials like, yeah, we get it, she’s been dead 20 years and you still haven’t solved the crime!:
Grey’s Anatomy still being a goddamn thing that people talk about and the Gilmore Girls coming back: