So the American presidential election is this coming Tuesday and I have obviously written a fair bit about it, given that this presidential race has literally been one of the biggest shit shows in American history. It is literally like watching an episode of Rob and Chyna. That’s right: this race has been so shitty and unbearable to watch it’s not even an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
While I’m Canadian, this is an American based site and I feel like the majority of you who read this are American, so this upcoming week is really huge for you. So, before you make any decision about voting, I’d like to throw some last minute ideas at you.
Recently, I made a Facebook status saying that Donald Trump was like human garbage and Hillary Clinton was like a human recyclable. Sure, she’s still kind of garbage, but at the very least maybe something useful and productive could be done with her, and I really stand by that.
I know I talk a lot of shit about Trump, but I was always on Team Bernie Sanders and have various issues with Hillary, tbh. I know a lot of people have issues with both candidates (I don’t blame you) and this whole election feels like an episode of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror.
Bobby says
Trump won assholes liberal baby killer lying soldier killer muslim lover!!!!
Sean Bassingale says
Comment awaiting moderation? You mean agree with me or do not get posted, don’r you?