When most people think about the various ways their father could potentially embarrass them, they probably think of lame dad jokes, him telling their friends embarrassing stories, or breaking out naked baby pictures.
Ivanka Trump is in a whole different league, because her dad probably wouldn’t break out naked baby pictures of her, but rather naked teenage pictures of her, to which he’d comment ‘This is when her rack really started to come in nice, hey?’
Donald has, in the past, agreed with Howard Stern that his daughter, Ivanka, is a piece of ass, said he’d date her if she wasn’t his daughter, and commented on her voluptuousness and amazing beauty. Reading what Donald Trump says about his daughter is like reading a modern, heavily Americanized version of Vladimir Nabokov’s iconic book, Lolita.
If you’re not familiar with the text, it’s about a British man, Humbert Humbert, who moves to America, lodges with a woman named Charlotte Haze, falls in love with her 12-year-old daughter, Dolores, whom he calls Lolita, marries Charlotte so he be closer to Lolita and have authority over her and constant access, then, when Charlotte dies, takes Lolita on a cross-country road trip filled with sexual abuse.
Humbert both speaks about Lolita as his daughter, but also talks about how hot he is for her. If you dumbed Humbert Humbert down, made him American, and stuck him in modern day New York, you’d basically have Donald Trump.
Recently, another awkward interview from 2013 surfaced, where Wendy Williams asked Donald and Ivanka what their favourite thing they have in common was. Ivanka answered with the extremely normal real estate and golf, whereas Donald responded with the insanely inappropriate and totally fucking weird ‘Well, I was going to say sex, but I guess I can’t relate that to her.’
BUT YOU JUST DID! A person asked you about something you and your daughter both have in common and enjoy and your mind clearly went to sex!
At the very least Lolita was Humbert Humbert’s stepdaughter and he didn’t meet her until she was 12, but, Ivanka is your biological daughter. If my dad ever said half the shit about me that Donald says about Ivanka not only would I not endorse him for president, I’d probably get a restraining order and never EVER let him near my children.
He 100% thinks his daughter is a piece of ass, but, never forget, no one has more respect for women than Donald Trump.