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Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up Again At The Disney Channel Games Concert
Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire. As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination. The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray: It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire. As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination. The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray: It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
New Miley Cyrus Photos Hark Back To Her Less Slutty Days
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
Disney To Miley Cyrus: Back To Work, Paedo-Bait
Ever since she posed for those provocative sort-of topless underage Vanity Fair photos, Miley Cyrus has left her wholesome tween image far behind. But try telling that to Disney. Even though she seems more comfortable these days posing vulnerably under satin sheets and draping herself over her father's lap in an uncomfortably sexual way, Miley Cyrus is still one of Disney's biggest cash cows. And that's why the corporation has refused to scrap Miley's upcoming concert set for Saturday. However, in a nod to the effect of the scandal and her new audience, Disney has staged a last-minute change of venue for the concert. Now, instead of performing at the sun-dappled Disney World Resort in Orlando, Miley Cyrus will be appearing at a grotty underground basement in front of an audience comprised soley of raincoat-wearing middle-aged, yellow-eyed, nicotine-stained Frenchmen.
Ever since she posed for those provocative sort-of topless underage Vanity Fair photos, Miley Cyrus has left her wholesome tween image far behind. But try telling that to Disney. Even though she seems more comfortable these days posing vulnerably under satin sheets and draping herself over her father's lap in an uncomfortably sexual way, Miley Cyrus is still one of Disney's biggest cash cows. And that's why the corporation has refused to scrap Miley's upcoming concert set for Saturday. However, in a nod to the effect of the scandal and her new audience, Disney has staged a last-minute change of venue for the concert. Now, instead of performing at the sun-dappled Disney World Resort in Orlando, Miley Cyrus will be appearing at a grotty underground basement in front of an audience comprised soley of raincoat-wearing middle-aged, yellow-eyed, nicotine-stained Frenchmen.
High School Musical 4 Coming Whether You Want It Or Not
You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto. But that's not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there's a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline. However, don't expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there'll be a mostly-new cast. Which we're eternally thankful to Disney for - after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert's grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.
You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto. But that's not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there's a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline. However, don't expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there'll be a mostly-new cast. Which we're eternally thankful to Disney for - after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert's grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.
Zac Efron Really Grateful That He’s Zac Efron
Zac will be making a welcome return to our cinema screens in the autumn with the third installment of Disney’s High School Musical.
Zac Efron has given us an insight into what it’s like to be him.
Zac will be making a welcome return to our cinema screens in the autumn with the third installment of Disney’s High School Musical.
But not before telling us just how great being Zac Efron is. He said:
"I'm loving it. I'm having a blast. I'm in a good place and really excited to be where I am."
High School Musical 3 To Fill Cinemas With Annoying Children
One of the best things about the High School Musical movies was that they were TV movies and easy to avoid.
But not any more. Disney has just confirmed that High School Musical 3 - the final movie in the High School Musical trilogy - will be a full feature release that people will have to save up their pocket money and pay to see in cinemas.
Needless to say, the news has excited young High School Musical fans and creepy middle-aged perverts who've just worked out that they'll be able to see the outline of Vanessa Hudgens' boobs on a gigantic screen alike.
