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Miley Cyrus Gets Another Tattoo And We Hope It Says ACAB Across Her Knuckles

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has got herself a new tattoo. That’s the kind of news your worthless lives needed to hear when you woke up this morning. Miley’s tattoos give your otherwise pointless day some meaning, right? And what tattoo has she got? Well, one source close to the singer says she’s got a spider’s web on [...]

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Ashley Greene And Joe Jonas Go On A Date – Thousands Killed As A Result

by Mof Gimmers

Imagine, if you will, two people going on a date which involves sushi. Of course, your first thought is that, provided they’re not Japanese, they should probably be strung-up or lamped with a bat of some kind. That aside, the news that people are on a date which involves food isn’t too Earth shattering is [...]

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Hannah Montana Is Officially Slain By Disney

by Matthew Laidlow

O! M! G! Hold the phone girlfriend whilst we text everyone the shocking news that Walt Disney’s loveable jailbait creation Miley Cyrus has finally come to an end! Traditionally for Disney, the only mildly offensive character was Donald Duck due to his lack of pants and the whole molesting women thing, however this time, the [...]

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Donald Duck Is Being Taken To Court For Allegedly Being A Dirty Pervert

by Mof Gimmers

Donald Duck has always had something to hide. He’s clearly in possession of a penis, as pointed out a million times before that, when he’s taken a shower, he emerges with a towel wrapped around his lower half. However, when in public, he’s a degenerate. A flasher. Baring his feathery bollocks and proudly displaying his [...]

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Quite Why Demi Lovato And Ashley Greene Fought Over Joe Jonas Is A Mystery, But Bitchy Emails Were Exchanged

by Mof Gimmers

It doesn’t matter if you’re a vaguely famous human, you’re still a human. That means you’re still prone to being an unreasonable, ratty, snarky prick. Take troubled Disney star (we’re legally obliged to say that every time we mention her name) Demi Lovato for example. She’s been acting like a tool after being dumped by [...]

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We Will Pay Good Money For Demi Lovato Sex Tape Which Doesn’t Exist

by Mof Gimmers

Demi Lovato is something of a troubled star. For a kick-off, she’s religious. Secondly, she went out with one of the Jonas Brothers. It is little wonder that she ended up getting treatment for ‘emotional and physical issues’. A god-fearing woman who dry-humped with one of the most boring humans ever to walk the Earth. [...]

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Hey! Want To See Miley Cyrus Smoking A Bong In A Video?

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has watched her parents split up, had vaguely saucy pictures leaked online and, of course, showcased one of the most irritating speaking voices ever to bludgeon an ear drum. Let us not forget her being accused of racism by making slanty eyes in a picture. Well, now she can add ‘MASSIVE DRUG BINGING [...]

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Film Review: Tron Legacy – Digital Botox And Surprising Depth

by hecklerspray staff

To be honest, hecklerspray gave up on computer games after a particularly tricky level on Sonic 2 saw a great hole being kicked in mum’s TV cabinet. So it was with some trepidation that ‘spray prepared to re-enter the digital space for Tron: Legacy. It’s already obvious that this was a going to be visual [...]

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Is Bret Michaels The Reason For Billy Ray Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Divorce Puns?

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus’ dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has given little to the world apart from one particularly annoying country-pop song and… well… Miley. So making jokes about him is difficult without resorting to Achy Breaky This and Achy Breaky That. As such, we pledge to you, dear achy breaky reader, to get as many references to [...]

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Miley Cyrus Gets Massive Full Sleeve Of Tattoos That Probably Chronicles Pain And Self Loathing

by Mof Gimmers

Children react in different ways to their parents getting divorced. Some see it as a good thing because they can play them off against each other in the quest for presents and treats. Others go off the rails and end up sniffing aerosols in derelict factories. And so it begins with Miley Cyrus. You see, [...]

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