After Disney star Vanessa Hudgens saw some nudey pictures of her getting leaked online, she became understandably furious. Well, as furious as a Disney actor can. We imagine she may have stomped one of her tiny little feet quite hard and shouting “Gee Willikers!”
The photos leaked, which no-one can really show because they’re fully naked, indulging in sex and provocative poses and the small matter that Hudgens was under-age in them (thereby turning you lot into people who should be on a certain list for trying to find them online), have been timed perfectly.
Why? She has a new film out of course! However, some are suggesting that the person responsible for the leak wants to damage the reputation of the film, despite the fact it would have had very little credibility in the first place. Anyway, the heavies are getting involved, which we assume means winged monkeys, summoned from some Disney tower.
Hudgens’s lawyer has summoned the winged apes in a bid to discover who the frig is leaking these shots, which have sent people who like seeing grotty, grainy, naked shots of people they kinda recognise from the telly.
The lawyer is called Christopher Wong and he says:
‘Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to resurface.
‘It is particularly disturbing that whoever got a hold of these private photos seem to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time.’
‘We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and to hold them accountable for their actions.’
Basically, as you’re probably aware, the photographs show Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas swapping spit with Hudgens.
Of course, there’s been previous leaks (not like that you dirty minded gits!), which still upset Hudgens.
‘I think it has made me stronger. But it still hurts. It sucks because they were supposed to be private, but at the same time a lot of actresses do it [nudity].
‘Eventually, I’m sure that I will [on screen]. But I don’t know if I would be able to do it now.’
Hudgens recently split up with Zac Efron, who we assume was the intended recipient of these photographs. Surely he [REMOVED FOR LEGAL REASONS – HECKLERSPRAY IS AS YET NOT ABLE TO FEND OFF WINGED SIMIANS]
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