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Look! A Bunch Of Famous Sportswear-Wearing People

by hecklerspray staff

The recent Adidas commercial works a bit like a sort of celebrity IQ test – an endless parade of famous people flash before you, and you have to name as many as you can.

How many can you get? We saw Estelle and Run DMC and David Beckham and The Ting Tings and former Antiques Roadshow presenter Hugh Scully and Bod and the Archangel Gabriel and Brian May from Queen and famous Australian moth Xylorycta Assimilis. Can you do better? Doubtful.

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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 17 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Yet more evidence of why Yahoo Answers is the best website on the planet – Image

8 – How much money did Madonna make last year? An OBSCENE amount, that’s how much – Billboard

7 – Want to see a picture of David Beckham getting choked? OK! – Popsugar

6 – Just what the world needs: a chocolate shortage – ABC

5 – Creepy creepy creepy toys – io9

4 – OCTOPUS WITH A JAR! – I Am Bored

3 – Quiz: can you recognise companies by their logos? Yes you can, but you sure will feel dirty afterwards – Sporcle

2 – The Simpsons title sequence has changed, so we’ll all be able to know instantly whether we’re about to watch a good old episode or a crappy new one – YouTube

1 – Australia seems surprised that this has become a hit on YouTube – News

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The Beckhams Vs The Thai Monks Of Koh Samui – It’s On!

by Matthew Laidlow

The Beckhams each have their own agendas.

David likes to try stringing simple sentences together so that nobody confuses with a messed-up character from The Wizard Of Oz. Victoria, meanwhile, hones in on any nearby cameras so that the paparazzi can take another photo of her pulling a face like of a cow that’s just had a hand shoved up its arse.

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David Beckham’s Servants Allegedly ‘Nick All Of David Beckham’s Stuff’

by Stuart Heritage

Just because David Beckham earns about £400 billion every second, it doesn’t mean you can go around pinching his things.

That’s the sorry lesson learnt by Eric and June Emmett, two of the human beings that David and Victoria Beckham employ as house slaves. According to reports, the Emmetts have been taken into custody for allegedly half-inching property belonging to the Beckhams and selling it on eBay.

It just goes to show that when you’re as famous as the Beckhams are, you can’t trust anyone – not even your own staff. It’s not so much the fact that the Emmetts allegedly stole football shirts and designer dresses that upset the Beckhams but, now that the household copy of The Little Red Hen Goes To Town has been swiped, David’s reading ability is bound to be set back weeks, if not months.

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Elmo Tries to Educate David Beckham

by Matthew Laidlow

“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?” barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street. More then likely because it’s not real. [...]

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Snoop Dogg Fails to Get Arrested on Drug Charge

by Ian Dransfield

You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they’re like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid. Which is exactly what ol’ D-O-double G Snoop Dogg has gone and done. Or, more accurately – has gone and not done. It’s a [...]

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David Beckham Shacks Up With A Muppet

by Stuart Heritage

If you’re honest, Sesame Street was probably your primary educator as a child, which is why you said ‘zee’ instead of ‘zed’ until you were 15, you giant halfwit.

But these days it looks as if Sesame Street’s standards have slipped a little. Previous Sesame Street guests have included Maya Angelou, Buzz Aldrin, Lou Rawls, BB King and one of Cheech And Chong. But who’s the latest celebrity name to hit Sesame Street? Noted intellectual David Beckham, that’s who.

However, as weird as it may seem for David Beckham to appear on Sesame Street, we’re sure that mixing Beckham together with toddlers and gonkish puppets will only yield positive results. Who knows, David Beckham might even learn how to count up to six if he concentrates hard enough.

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David Beckham Turns Gangster On Our Asses

by Matthew Laidlow

There comes a point in everyone’s life when they need a change. Some people might think of switching their job to get that tingly feeling of happiness back. Others however might do something a bit more drastic and alter their body.

In the case of Michael Jackson, he went from black to white overnight. Other people like Puff Daddy change their name to even stranger things like P Diddy. And now another idiot is going to do the same given the advice from another moron.

Say hello to D-Beck, courtesy of Snoop Dogg.

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Snoop Dogg And David Beckham To ‘Save Lives’ Somehow

by C J Davies

Snoop Dogg, it would seem, is getting ever more anxious to shed that bad-boy image of his.

Let’s face it: that’s going to be a tall order. After countless years of inspiring legions of lower middle class Colchester teenagers to believe that smoking the odd joint makes them ‘street’ and that their ten-year-old Vauxhall Nova is actually some sort of pimpmobile, it’s a long rocky road to salvation he faces.

So who has he dragged in to help? Which brain-bulging luminary has old Dogg decided will provide him with the best chance to turn his life around?

David Beckham, that’s who.

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Barbara Walters Thinks The Beckhams Are Fascinating – No, Really

by Stuart Heritage

If any of you want to appear fascinating to Barbara Walters, here’s a tip – why not try splitting your time between humourless self-absorption and badly-tuned mewing with a touring nostalgic pop act?

Because that’s what Victoria Beckham has done, and it’s got her into Barbara Walters’ prestigious 10 Most Fascinating People Of The Year list. Although her complete failure to establish herself as an actress or presenter on American TV might make it look as if Victoria Beckham has had a massively depressing year, at least the inclusion on Barbara Walters’ fascinating list means it hasn’t been a total disaster. And we’re so happy for her that we’re willing to overlook the fact that Barbara Walters calling Victoria Beckham fascinating is basically an admission that 2007 was so drearily unfascinating that everyone might as just suffocate themselves to death in their sleep tonight.

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