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Diary of the Fearless Truth-Seekers: The Week In Tabloids – Beckham vs Evil

by Si Sharp

It’s been quiet for the tabloids this week. Things have gotten so bad, they’ve been forced into covering politics! Admittedly their coverage of the Labour leadership has been more like the video for Two Tribes by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, but with Liam and Noel Gallagher cast as the cold war leaders. There was such [...]

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Don’t Heckle David Beckham About That Hooker He Didn’t Sleep With

by Amy Grindhouse

David Beckham probably doesn’t like hookers. Not that one should suppose he takes personal umbrage with all hookers. But there’s one who’s singing like a canary to a tacky tabloid that he’s got to be at least mildly annoyed by. David also doesn’t like to be heckled, hecklers. You’d do well to not bring up [...]

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David & Victoria Beckham Intimately Yours Ad: DECODED

by Stuart Heritage

First the bad news: David and Victoria Beckham have got a new perfume out, called Intimately Yours. Why is that bad news? Because, obviously, if you have any pikeys in your family, there’s a chance that you’re going to get a bottle of this muck for Christmas. Apparently Intimately Yours smells of oranges and frozen [...]

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Posh & Becks Permanently Move To America, Prime Minister Declares A National Holiday

by Limara Salt

Ladies and gentleman, the moment we’ve all been waiting for has arrived. David and Victoria Beckham have put their seven bedroom Hertfordshire estate on the market and are finally packing up shop and moving to America full time. HAHAHAHAHA AMERICA! They’re your problem now. Unbelievably the two-headed, barely one brained, self-promoting, outfit-matching monster have been [...]

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Jonathan Ross Goes Out With A Massive Yawn

by Justrestingmyeyes

It’s been a long time since Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand allowed their evil souls to intertwine and become as one behemothic being of pure malevolence. Remember? They were hell-bent on destroying each molecule of moral fibre in the BBC by ringing every single one of our grandads and cussing them out. Of course, their [...]

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Badvertising – Adidas Originals V Star Wars

by Matthew Laidlow

Given the technology that our advertising ancestors had 50 years ago, you’d expect that people today would be tuning in to see commercials rather than the TV programmes itself. If this theory was correct, then the BBC would be sent into oblivion overnight as thousands of people eagerly waited for the Loose Women to shut [...]

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Vinnie Jones To Remake Escape To Victory With David Beckham?

by Mof Gimmers

Escape To Victory is a proper, classic football film. That said, this is only because it’s just about bearable, unlike 99% of all other films featuring men kicking a glorified pig’s bladder around a bit of grass in their knickers and vests. The 1981 film featured a young Sylvester Stallone alongside Michael Caine and whole [...]

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Becks’ Sex Texts: In Context and Contest

by Steve Charnock

There are many differences between Americans and the British. They are a young, driven country, full of hope and motivated by optimism, pride and a sense of moral justice. We are a reserved, sardonic people steeped in heritage and history. We watch The Office, they watch The Office: An American Workplace

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10 Famous People Who Should Never Speak Again

by hecklerspray staff

Here’s a guest blog by Josh from the mighty Interestment…

Beauty surely is the most fickle of the tick box categories we demand in a partner. After all, every once in a while a gorgeous face will start speaking, and all semblence of attractiveness will find itself hurtling from the nearest window.

Here are ten famous people who would be wise to keep schtum in future.

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Look! A Bunch Of Famous Sportswear-Wearing People

by hecklerspray staff

The recent Adidas commercial works a bit like a sort of celebrity IQ test – an endless parade of famous people flash before you, and you have to name as many as you can.

How many can you get? We saw Estelle and Run DMC and David Beckham and The Ting Tings and former Antiques Roadshow presenter Hugh Scully and Bod and the Archangel Gabriel and Brian May from Queen and famous Australian moth Xylorycta Assimilis. Can you do better? Doubtful.

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