Articles tagged with: Courtney Love
When we found out that Kurt Cobain’s remains had been nicked, we immediately jumped to one conclusion - that his husky ex-wife Courtney Love had to be involved.
Surely you can imagine her grave robbing at 3am whilst the rain lashes down? With a cigarette firmly shoved in her cakehole, she’ll scream to any passing squirrels “he’s mine all mine, they blamed me for his death. But they're wrong! I’ll take him back where he belongsâ€. You can’t? Oh, shame on you.
We can, and yet our theory of Courtney Love scurrying off in the dead of the night to stuff and mount her dead husband was quickly shit on. It turns out that during a robbery in her LA home, the ashes of grunge’s only credible frontman were nicked. And some clothes and jewellery, lets not forget the small details. Maybe it was Dave Grohl being bonkers as usual and wanting to impersonate her. Drummers, mental aren’t they?
Kurt Cobain has the easiest job in the world. All he has to do is blow around on a puff of cloud while looking like cremated-people ash, and he's still making a financial killing. A financial killing is actually a delightful change of pace when you consider what he killed last time. Anybody?
Anybody?
To be true, it's actually Kurt's social security number that's making all the money right now - because somebody apparently stole it. And they've compiled quite a list of acquisitions with the number too - two copies of Celebrity Skin, a Red Box rental for Man On The Moon, lots rehab lunches... the list really does go on.
Or maybe Courtney Love had nothing to do with the theft of Cobain's Social. Perhaps our sources are getting crossed.
