At the time, Two Girls One Cup seemed like the pinnacle of everything that’s sickening and wrong.
Come on, what could be worse? Even the potential thought of seeing your grandparents going at it with every last ounce of breath would be a more satisfying thought then two girls indulging in coprophagia. Hell, we?d even film your next Lemonparty at a push.
So, we finally removed the images of Two Girls One Cup from our brains. It meant we could fill it with happier thoughts such as summer days, unspoilt landscapes – or at a push if we got depressed – distorted vision through boozing. What we don't need are more grotesque images of woman in supposedly provocative positions. Step forward Courtney Love to imprint fresh visual pain into your mind with her DIY porn. We can see why Kurt Cobain shot herself.
Now we're not cruel people. You see, we could have just pasted up the pictures and let you witness the unimaginable horror without any prior warning. But you know, we want to give you some sort of safety guideline and reduce the likely surge of bookings to the opticians for burnt retinas. So think very wisely and see if you fall in to the following categories.
1) Are you a teenage boy whose only access to naked female ladies comes via Page 3? If so, you have a lot to learn about the female body. Let us ruin the illusion for you now. A) Not all women look like that. B) The models used aren't intelligent enough to write their own opinions on current news and events. You may as well get in with the girl in your RE class with the droopy lip. Don't look if you don't want to be disappointed.
2) If you're male and fancy having a fling, this is the perfect opportunity to remind yourself that your partner will always have the upper hand on Courtney Love. Is it really worth giving up everything to go with someone much creepier looking? Yes, you may spend ages shoe shopping with the missus and cleaning up her pet puppy?s piss, but things could be worse.
Usually, famous people get all moody when pictures of themselves appearing topless/naked appear online. Generally, an old flame will be jealous for one reason and look to shame you by showing the people of internet world your slightly wonky left boob. But in a strange twist, Courtney Love decided to release the photos herself. Why? Because she had new tattoos done. Now Magazine report:
?The rocker, 45, stripped to show her new tattoos to fans. In one image, she covers her boobs with her hands as she reveals the designs.?
All we can say is that if painfully thin women who look like they've just gotten out of bed and use flour as makeup float your boat, then this will send you into fits of orgasms. You've had your warnings, so don't come crying back to us if you realise you weren't up to the challenge of stomaching the scariest image of the year so far.
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stazzy says
“topless”? barely. it’s not like you can see much. what do you care anyway?