You gotta hand it to Courtney Love – she’s a real class act. Lately, she’s been a trainwreck superstar of twitter, slagging off her daughter, writing impenetrable garbled messages and leaking upsetting naked photos of herself while displaying the most unusual lips seen in Hollywood.
We’re talking about face-lips you disgusting perverts.
And now, after making an enemy of the surviving members of Nirvana, she’s now pointing at Kurt Cobain’s cadaver and slurring about what a large dong he possessed when he was a member of the living. That’s nice isn’t it? That’s exactly the kind of thing he would’ve wanted.
According to Courtney, Kurt was “fucking well hung”, which is either information we didn’t need or, entirely untrue.
Speaking in the new issue of GQ (who actually reads that?) Love responded to a question about whether actor Brad Pitt was a suitable chap to portray her dead-husband in a biopic:
“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.”
Wait a minute! Strong? This is the man not strong enough to keep living for his daughter, splattering the inside of his head all over his garage? A man who was ‘strong’ enough to be strung-out on smack for the last years of his life?
In other news, Love also talked about the rumour that Cobain was set to appear in Quentin Tarantino?s Pulp Fiction:
“You ever wonder why he thanked Quentin on the back of ‘In Utero’? Quentin asked him to play Eric Stoltz’s part in Pulp Fiction.”
Imagine that! Kurt Cobain playing a drug dealer in a film! Of course, Kurt would’ve been a terrible drug dealer as he would have hoovered them all up for himself while listening to The Vaselines over and over again, much to the chagrin of his neighbours, who would’ve blown his brains out for him.
Oh well. At least he left us some good records, even if he did accidentally make a star of one of the most hideous women in the celebsphere.
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You guys are a bunch of retarted assholes!!! Respect the dead motherfuckers!!!!!!!
Celeste White Steele says
Everyone knows that Courtney paid to have Kurt Killed!
The entire scene was filled with botched forensics, and Love was proven to
Have been forging Kurt’s handwriting (leading us to believe that she did in fact
Make an old RETIREMENT letter sound like a “Suicide Note”!
Courtney Love is a PRESS MANIPULATOR and sociopath.
Kurt’s hair appeared as though it had been combed over, and there is NO PHYSICAL WAY that he could have injected himself in both arms, three times a lethal dose of heroin, rolled down his sleeves, cleanly put away his
Drug paraphernalia, and then shot the shotgun. It also would have been hard for him to reach the trigger, unless he did it with his toes, and he was wearing socks and shoes at the time!
NOT A SUICIDE!!!
Justice for Kurt, Kristen Pfaff and even old El Duce!
Kurt Donald Cobain’s MURDER is one of the greatest injustices of the Twentieth Century!
RIP – JUSTICE FOR KURT!
PS – I just had Frances Bean Cobain block me on Twitter for implying that her father did not perish by his own hand! I believe that she thought that I was implying that it was her mother that committed the crime. Though Courtney Michelle Harrison aka “Courtney Love” may have been the “MistressMind” behind the operation, she was PHYSICALLY in LOS ANGELES at the time, making up stories for the press to distract from what was actually going on!
RIP KURT
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