Chris Brown might have stolen most of the ‘being a gigantic twonk on a social network’ limelight lately.
But he’s no pro. He’s no Courtney Love. All Chris Brown did was throw a sweary little tantrum about his silly record and then delete his Twitter account out of shame. Courtney Love, though – she knows that, if you’re going to make an unstoppable arse out of yourself on the internet, you may as well commit.
Which is why Courtney Love has been using Facebook to slag off the daughter who she just lost legal control of. Her own daughter. Watch and learn, Chris Brown. Watch and learn.
This has not been a good week for Courtney Love. That said, no weeks are particularly good for Courtney Love, as you’d discover if every time you opened your mouth to speak, a noise like a dying chainsaw came out. However, even in the scale of crappy Courtney Love weeks, this has been a particular low point.
On Monday, Courtney Love lost legal control of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean. That would be galling enough for any mother, but it will have been especially hard for Courtney Love given that a) Frances Bean is a living memory of her marriage to Kurt Cobain and b) we sort of get the impression that Frances Bean was the only thing that stopped Courtney Love from sliding into full-blown boggle-eyed dribbling lunacy.
On the plus side, though, at least this has given Courtney Love a chance to reflect. Maybe, as a result of all this, Courtney can work through whatever problems she has in a concerted effort to better herself as a mother. Or maybe she’ll just jump onto Facebook and wail out a bunch of barely sentient abuse that’s directed at nobody in particular but doesn’t seem to display much in the way of maternal understanding towards her daughter. Which would it be?
Oh, come on, this is Courtney Love – the woman who once jumped onto MySpace and wailed out a bunch of barely sentient abuse directed at the online dating industry, and then jumped onto Twitter and wailed out a bunch of barely sentient abuse directed at the makers of Guitar Hero 5. What do you expect she did? Here’s Courtney’s Facebook rant:
“[Frances] thinks she has all this money, [but] the point is I have all the money she has … I don’t care really, I hate to sound cold, but any kid of mine who pulls this sh– has lost her position,” Love reportedly wrote. “The good news is now that Frances is clearly deluded that she [thinks she] can buy her grandmother a ‘small house in L.A.’ I’d love to see how that works. They’ll incubate her until she’s 18 and then have her sign all the indemnifications.”
The offending post has been deleted now, but the damage has been done. Courtney Love has now burnt her bridges on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter. Where else on the internet will she be able to share her rambling, illogical, badly-punctuated, ill thought-out reactionary abuse?
Courtney, the hecklerspray comment section is your friend. You’ll fit right in here.
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Patti says
This is her retribution for having her husband killed.
JoeMomma says
In a rare non joking moment. Although I don’t share that thought. I do think it was her fault Kurt killed himself. She was an enabler for him.
magnetite says
This could only get better if it transpires that each has been slowly poisoning the other, the fantasy of being the heroine of a gothic romance dancing in a limelight circle in both of their heads.
I like the idea of Love joining we fractured folk below the words ‘Leave a comment!’. She could be our cruel and pallid queen.
Come on, Love – a court of ALLCAPS fanfares, mendacious xenagogues and men for all seasonings awaits you – just until we are all driven to install skull skylights, though.
shooty* says
True dat. People who disagree with her do have a habit of dying. One of the Hole members who wanted to leave, springs to mind.
shooty* says
To truly fit in with the CAPS LOCK F**KING FURY brigade, she’d have to be a composite pro-Michael-Jackson-pro-Chris-Smith-Anti-Rhianna entity. What are the odds?
JoeMomma says
There hasn’t been a good irate MJ fan or a while. Allah knows I’ve tried to get them going.
Love posting on here would be awsome. Who’s got an ‘anonymous’ or fake FB account, write on her wall and tell her people are writing smack about her here.
This could be awsome. My Christmas gift from Hecklerspray.