On an average day you\’ll see all kind of people who?ll make you feel uneasy.
It could be a local tramp fishing through bins to get a morsel of chewed-up takeaway food. Or, in many cases, the site of an aging woman who thinks she's young shouting random words and vainly hoping that they form sentences.
Every city has one of these ladies, but the world's best-known screeching hag is none other than Courtney Love. You know, that woman who was once married to super happy grunge star Kurt Cobain? No? Well if you don't know how you discovered her, we can't help. Courtney Love is kind of like a bad smell. She lingers when no-one wants her around. Despite this, Oxford University recently decided to invite her for a guest lecture. And it wasn?t exactly a lecture in rebuilding the DNA of a lobster with chopsticks and vinegar.
People say that society is gradually getting less and less sophisticated. We are starting to believe that theory as, last year, everyone's favourite cocaine-snorting denial star Kerry Katona gave a lecture at Oxford University. What's happening? Is this a punishment to the students who are wasting their parent?s money and failing their degree? Or is it a simple motivational speech to shock the special kids into doing better? No-one wants to eat from Iceland, after all.
So roll up Courtney Love to shriek about the industry she has the most knowledge of. Amazingly, it wasn?t a talk on how to get stupid tattoos drawn on your tits. Instead it was on music. Fancy that – we can't name any songs of hers. NME.com reports that she was most angry about the Crazy Frog ringtone song that annoyed everyone a few years ago:
“Your country did a terrible thing in sending the singing frog into the charts. That was a terrible thing that you did to us because then ringtones started to compete with songs.”
Of course, the lecture was a prime opportunity for Courtney to sell a few more records. Or at least it would have been, if only Courtney wasn’t so determined to slag them all off. NME.com reports again that she told the lecture hall that her 2004 album American Sweetheart was:
?A really crap record and drug issues were to blame. I thought I could be both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards at the same time, but one of you has to be sober and I’m not two people. Much of my hi jinx have been drug-related. When you’re under 30, whatever, but once you’re past 40 it’s just ugly.”
After the lecture of Courtney Love, we fully expect Oxford University to pull out all the stops and book Dale Winton for its next speech. There students will learn the key acts and techniques of supermarket sweep and so forth.
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charlies says
Courtney Love is a retarded baboon. And while I have never been a fan of Cobain’s music, I know he was a superstar, so it makes me wonder…why would he marry that disgusting, butt-ugly train wreck? He could have had a selection of girls from only mildly-ugly all the way up to ravishing. Instead, he chooses that ‘thing’? What the Hell?
It just goes to show you what way, way too much heroin will do to you. He must have been on more heroin than any man in history to be with her. Really though, I don’t even think a buttload of heroin would be enough, but I can’t otherwise rationalize it.
The only man that I could accept as actually loving her would be a blind and deaf man. That, I could understand.
Her music sucks too. I wish she would hurry up and have an overdose.
Mizz Thang says
No, the author of this blog is a retarded baboon. He can’t name ONE Hole song? Courtney may be losing her marbles, but when she has to read drivel like this from the self-righteous “me first” generation babies who wouldn’t know a good (and real) rock tune if it bludgeoned them over the head, would make any “aging” (who your generation is also knocking down doors to screw, BTW–since you need to learn how to SOMEHOW).
P.S. “No one” doesn’t have a hyphen. Proofread before you decide to knock someone else’s intelligence–especially someone who’s music you are not familiar with. Women like her paved the way for real rockers.
weeboo says
the only people ‘knocking down doors to screw’ this nasty hooker are people who are hoping to a) latch on the last minute or two of her fame, b) latch onto any money left from her late husbands estate, or c) score some free drugs, because if there is one thing for , well, three things actually, it is that 1) her fifteen is quickly winding down (thank god), 2) there must still be a few dollars left of Kurt’s estate that she hasn’t yet snorted, and 3) she knows where to score good drugs.
i’m with charlies on this one, i hope she ‘hurries up and od’s’ as well.
P.S. your calling her a rocker? really? get some perspective
P.P.S. the most significant error you can pick up on in the original article is an added hyphen on the word no one? how about the use of the word site instead of sight? far more significant and indicative of very poor grammar.