Articles tagged with: Celebrities on drugs
Heather Locklear Busted For Driving While SOMETHING
Know who we're still jealous of? Ava Sambora. She's just hit the jackpot - both her parents have now been arrested for DUI. Following Richie Sambora's DUI arret in March, Ava's mother Heather Locklear has gone and followed suit. According to reports, Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI on Saturday night after police found her parked on a motorway, blocking an entire lane. However, it's also been reported that alcohol wasn't a factor in Heather Locklear's arrest. That begs the question - what was Heather driving under the influence of? The best guess at the moment is that it was prescription medicine - but having seen Heather Locklear's arrest mugshot we're pretty sure that she was driving under the influence of either onions or the dark lord Satan.
Know who we're still jealous of? Ava Sambora. She's just hit the jackpot - both her parents have now been arrested for DUI. Following Richie Sambora's DUI arret in March, Ava's mother Heather Locklear has gone and followed suit. According to reports, Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI on Saturday night after police found her parked on a motorway, blocking an entire lane. However, it's also been reported that alcohol wasn't a factor in Heather Locklear's arrest. That begs the question - what was Heather driving under the influence of? The best guess at the moment is that it was prescription medicine - but having seen Heather Locklear's arrest mugshot we're pretty sure that she was driving under the influence of either onions or the dark lord Satan.
George Michael Says Sorry For That Whole ‘Crack Arrest’ Thing
When George Michael is caught being a dimwit in public he tends to respond with either an apology or a furious phonecall to Richard & Judy. And, since Richard & Judy isn't on the telly any more, that means that George Michael only has one way to respond to his arrest this weekend on suspicion of sitting on a toilet in Hampstead Heath trying to eat a chunk of crack the size of an owl, or whatever it was that he was arrested for. In short, now that he's been cautioned for his possession of crack, George Michael has issued an apology to all his fans promising that he's going to try and overcome his drug problems once and for all. And a good thing too, because all the George Michael fans needed to calm down - otherwise they'd have done a really slapdash job of cutting everyone's hair today.
When George Michael is caught being a dimwit in public he tends to respond with either an apology or a furious phonecall to Richard & Judy. And, since Richard & Judy isn't on the telly any more, that means that George Michael only has one way to respond to his arrest this weekend on suspicion of sitting on a toilet in Hampstead Heath trying to eat a chunk of crack the size of an owl, or whatever it was that he was arrested for. In short, now that he's been cautioned for his possession of crack, George Michael has issued an apology to all his fans promising that he's going to try and overcome his drug problems once and for all. And a good thing too, because all the George Michael fans needed to calm down - otherwise they'd have done a really slapdash job of cutting everyone's hair today.
Ryan O’Neal Bust: Tatum O’Neal Inexplicably Now Voice of Reason
Indications that your family is effed, volume 12: When Tatum O'Neal looks like the wisest, most together member of your gene pool. By that right, the O'Neal family don't stand a chance. On Wednesday Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were both arrested for the possession of methamphetamine during a routine probation sweep of their house, and it's taken Tatum O'Neal to bring some perspective to the matter. Yes, Tatum O'Neal - the woman who's kissed Michael Jackson with tongues, claims to have had an orgy with Melanie Griffith, lost custody of her kids because she was wasted on heroin all the time and was recently arrested for trying to buy crack in New York - has put the Ryan O'Neal drug arrest into perspective. In summary, that perspective is as follows: Yeesh.
Indications that your family is effed, volume 12: When Tatum O'Neal looks like the wisest, most together member of your gene pool. By that right, the O'Neal family don't stand a chance. On Wednesday Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were both arrested for the possession of methamphetamine during a routine probation sweep of their house, and it's taken Tatum O'Neal to bring some perspective to the matter. Yes, Tatum O'Neal - the woman who's kissed Michael Jackson with tongues, claims to have had an orgy with Melanie Griffith, lost custody of her kids because she was wasted on heroin all the time and was recently arrested for trying to buy crack in New York - has put the Ryan O'Neal drug arrest into perspective. In summary, that perspective is as follows: Yeesh.
Ryan O’Neal And Son Get Busted For Having All The Drugs
A public plea: Can someone, anyone, from MTV please immediately go and make a reality TV show about Ryan O'Neal and his family? Thanks. Because, without question, a TV show about the family life of Ryan O'Neal would hands-down be the best piece of television ever made. Especially if it explained why Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were yesterday both arrested on the felony charge of methamphetamine possession. Wow. So Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal (father of Tatum O'Neal, the actress who was recently arrested for buying crack) and his son Redmond (who last year tied his half-brother to a staircase like a dog and hit his girlfriend in the head with a fireplace poker until Ryan O'Neal actually had to fire a gun at him to make him stop) might be on drugs. Who knew?
A public plea: Can someone, anyone, from MTV please immediately go and make a reality TV show about Ryan O'Neal and his family? Thanks. Because, without question, a TV show about the family life of Ryan O'Neal would hands-down be the best piece of television ever made. Especially if it explained why Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were yesterday both arrested on the felony charge of methamphetamine possession. Wow. So Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal (father of Tatum O'Neal, the actress who was recently arrested for buying crack) and his son Redmond (who last year tied his half-brother to a staircase like a dog and hit his girlfriend in the head with a fireplace poker until Ryan O'Neal actually had to fire a gun at him to make him stop) might be on drugs. Who knew?
Quit Cocaine The Helen Mirren Way – With A Dead Nazi
Helen Mirren is perhaps the only 63-year-old Oscar-winning Dame Commander Of The British Empire who still looks halfway decent in a bikini. But even someone as distinguished as Helen Mirren still has her problems - like all that cocaine she used to take, for example. That's all in the past, though, because Helen Mirren has revealed exactly how she managed to quit her drug habit - it's all thanks to notorious dead Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie. There's a reality show in this somewhere, we know it.
Helen Mirren is perhaps the only 63-year-old Oscar-winning Dame Commander Of The British Empire who still looks halfway decent in a bikini. But even someone as distinguished as Helen Mirren still has her problems - like all that cocaine she used to take, for example. That's all in the past, though, because Helen Mirren has revealed exactly how she managed to quit her drug habit - it's all thanks to notorious dead Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie. There's a reality show in this somewhere, we know it.
Robert Downey Jr is Too Dumb to Understand The Dark Knight. His Words…
Robert Downey Jr was known for some things, then everyone forgot who he was, then they remembered again. And now that the people of the world once again recognise Robert Downey Jr in the street - and now that he's likely off the smack and charlie - people are more likely to listen to him. So it comes as a nice big pile of fun when the man gets all ranty, decides he disagrees with just about everyone in the world and that he hates The Dark Knight, because it makes him feel 'dumb'. For once we don't have to add much to that - it's simply what he said in an interview with Movie Hole.
Robert Downey Jr was known for some things, then everyone forgot who he was, then they remembered again. And now that the people of the world once again recognise Robert Downey Jr in the street - and now that he's likely off the smack and charlie - people are more likely to listen to him. So it comes as a nice big pile of fun when the man gets all ranty, decides he disagrees with just about everyone in the world and that he hates The Dark Knight, because it makes him feel 'dumb'. For once we don't have to add much to that - it's simply what he said in an interview with Movie Hole.
Song Review: Keane – Spiralling
“Song review? Don’t you mean CD review, morons?†For once we decided not to leave ourselves open for getting something wrong and remembered that you can’t physically get hold of this new tune from the UK’s worst drug-taking band, Keane. Unless you’re one of those posh industry types, this song is unavailable to buy on CD, vinyl or even from one of those fancy digital downloading services. Though we assume it’s on file sharing sites alongside the mis-titled new Elvis and Frank Sinatra album. Usually we don’t bother telling you how awesome or shoddy a single is, but seeing as it’s free release that didn’t get that much publicity compared to other free downloads, offered by the likes of Radiohead and Sigur Ros, we thought we’d make you aware. Spiralling is taken from Keane's yet to be released (but probably available illegally on the internet) third album Perfect Symmetry.
“Song review? Don’t you mean CD review, morons?†For once we decided not to leave ourselves open for getting something wrong and remembered that you can’t physically get hold of this new tune from the UK’s worst drug-taking band, Keane. Unless you’re one of those posh industry types, this song is unavailable to buy on CD, vinyl or even from one of those fancy digital downloading services. Though we assume it’s on file sharing sites alongside the mis-titled new Elvis and Frank Sinatra album. Usually we don’t bother telling you how awesome or shoddy a single is, but seeing as it’s free release that didn’t get that much publicity compared to other free downloads, offered by the likes of Radiohead and Sigur Ros, we thought we’d make you aware. Spiralling is taken from Keane's yet to be released (but probably available illegally on the internet) third album Perfect Symmetry.
Amy Winehouse’s Mental Hospital Spaz Out Blamed On Ecstasy
Yesterday brought the news that Amy Winehouse had decided to take a stroll to the hospital. It wasn’t because she finally realised she was slowly destroying her insides, it was simply down to having a crazy reaction to the medication slowly digesting in her stomach. Many people have placed bets on her dying before the end of the year due to her body slowly fading away and her apparent ability to always be pictured with a ciggie and a can of Superbrew. Yesterday saw a couple of people prematurely attempting to cash in that betting slip, but they were wrong to do so - those good people at the NHS managed to fix her up with some sticky tape and drinks straws. It's now surfaced that she’s returned to hospital and her ever-suffering father Mitch has told us what caused her freakout. It was indeed an issue with drugs, but not the good kind. Oh no!
Yesterday brought the news that Amy Winehouse had decided to take a stroll to the hospital. It wasn’t because she finally realised she was slowly destroying her insides, it was simply down to having a crazy reaction to the medication slowly digesting in her stomach. Many people have placed bets on her dying before the end of the year due to her body slowly fading away and her apparent ability to always be pictured with a ciggie and a can of Superbrew. Yesterday saw a couple of people prematurely attempting to cash in that betting slip, but they were wrong to do so - those good people at the NHS managed to fix her up with some sticky tape and drinks straws. It's now surfaced that she’s returned to hospital and her ever-suffering father Mitch has told us what caused her freakout. It was indeed an issue with drugs, but not the good kind. Oh no!
