Articles tagged with: Big Brother
Big Brother: It’s Halfwit Vs Marcus
It's been an interesting week in the Big Brother house so far, and that's a sentence we haven't used since about 2006. For some sort of complex reason that we haven't been able to fully grasp, the Big Brother housemates have been allowed to discuss nominations with each other. As well as revealing exactly how much each contestant wants to win Big Brother, it's also ensured that the last few weeks of the show are going to be more jumpy and paranoid than Amy Winehouse in a haunted hall of mirrors. It's also meant that Halfwit and Marcus will be facing eviction from the Big Brother house tomorrow. It should be a close one, so let's have a looky...
It's been an interesting week in the Big Brother house so far, and that's a sentence we haven't used since about 2006. For some sort of complex reason that we haven't been able to fully grasp, the Big Brother housemates have been allowed to discuss nominations with each other. As well as revealing exactly how much each contestant wants to win Big Brother, it's also ensured that the last few weeks of the show are going to be more jumpy and paranoid than Amy Winehouse in a haunted hall of mirrors. It's also meant that Halfwit and Marcus will be facing eviction from the Big Brother house tomorrow. It should be a close one, so let's have a looky...
Big Brother: Hira’s Gone. Remember Hira?
So on Friday, Lisa was the housemate officially least likely to win Big Brother, and all of Davina McCall's links were rendered inaudible by mob chanting "Get Lisa out!" So, naturally, Hira was evicted. Poor Hira, a victim of Big Brother's 'vote to save' policy last week. Still, we'll remember you Hira. That was your name, right? Hira? We can't really mentally place your face, but if you come up to us and tell us your name, there's about a 50% likelihood that we'll remember you. Anyway, onto the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Dogface, Halfwit and Rodrigo...
So on Friday, Lisa was the housemate officially least likely to win Big Brother, and all of Davina McCall's links were rendered inaudible by mob chanting "Get Lisa out!" So, naturally, Hira was evicted. Poor Hira, a victim of Big Brother's 'vote to save' policy last week. Still, we'll remember you Hira. That was your name, right? Hira? We can't really mentally place your face, but if you come up to us and tell us your name, there's about a 50% likelihood that we'll remember you. Anyway, onto the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Dogface, Halfwit and Rodrigo...
Big Brother: Good Lord, Everyone’s Up For Eviction
This is just a wild punt, but we're guessing that tomorrow's Big Brother eviction is going to be the most exciting of the series so far. Why? Because everybody is up for eviction. The viewers finally have the chance to vote out the Big Brother housemate who annoys them the most, regardless of who's been nominated. Well, actually that's not strictly true - what's actually going to happen is that the viewers have to vote to save their favourite housemate, which means that tomorrow's evictee will be the housemate who people care the least about. Which, in our case, is everyone. Let's look at the three Big Brother housemates who we think are most likely to get booted out tomorrow - Hira, Lisa and Bea...
This is just a wild punt, but we're guessing that tomorrow's Big Brother eviction is going to be the most exciting of the series so far. Why? Because everybody is up for eviction. The viewers finally have the chance to vote out the Big Brother housemate who annoys them the most, regardless of who's been nominated. Well, actually that's not strictly true - what's actually going to happen is that the viewers have to vote to save their favourite housemate, which means that tomorrow's evictee will be the housemate who people care the least about. Which, in our case, is everyone. Let's look at the three Big Brother housemates who we think are most likely to get booted out tomorrow - Hira, Lisa and Bea...
Big Brother: Noirin’s Out, And She’s Taken Her Idiot Boyfriend With Her
Yeah, well done Big Brother - this gimmick of bringing in the housemates' partners is working a treat, isn't it? Remember when Karly's boyfriend was brought in, then Karly was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards? Well guess what - Noirin's boyfriend was brought into the Big Brother house last week, then Norin was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards. We don't know what to say - other than that the Big Brother producers should probably get Lisa's girlfriend in pronto. But now Noirin's gone, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Yeah, well done Big Brother - this gimmick of bringing in the housemates' partners is working a treat, isn't it? Remember when Karly's boyfriend was brought in, then Karly was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards? Well guess what - Noirin's boyfriend was brought into the Big Brother house last week, then Norin was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards. We don't know what to say - other than that the Big Brother producers should probably get Lisa's girlfriend in pronto. But now Noirin's gone, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Big Brother: It’s Noirin Vs Marcus
Unless another self-absorbed bellend decides to hoik themselves over the perimeter wall, tomorrow's Big Brother eviction will be a special one. The housemates up for eviction are Noirin and Marcus - two thirds of the most unnecessarily melodramatic relationships in the history of Big Brother. If Noirin goes, both Marcus and Siavash lose their dream girl, and if Marcus goes... well, if Marcus goes there won't be a little fat bloke dressed as Wolverine wrapped in a blanket in the middle of the Big Brother garden all the time. So who's going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? Let's find out...
Unless another self-absorbed bellend decides to hoik themselves over the perimeter wall, tomorrow's Big Brother eviction will be a special one. The housemates up for eviction are Noirin and Marcus - two thirds of the most unnecessarily melodramatic relationships in the history of Big Brother. If Noirin goes, both Marcus and Siavash lose their dream girl, and if Marcus goes... well, if Marcus goes there won't be a little fat bloke dressed as Wolverine wrapped in a blanket in the middle of the Big Brother garden all the time. So who's going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? Let's find out...
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Big Brother: Tom Effs Off
Thanks to Kenneth rubberstamping his tossishness by legging it over a wall last week, there wasn't a Big Brother eviction on Friday. But there's still one less Big Brother housemate than there was on Friday morning, and that's all thanks to Tom. Tom - who you may recognise as the muscular posho who periodically thought he was Maxwell from Big Brother 2005 - also left the Big Brother house this weekend because - oh, actually, who cares? He was rubbish anyway. Instead of profiling the housemates who've caught our eye this week, we're actually going to look at some of the loose Big Brother couples today. Exciting...
Thanks to Kenneth rubberstamping his tossishness by legging it over a wall last week, there wasn't a Big Brother eviction on Friday. But there's still one less Big Brother housemate than there was on Friday morning, and that's all thanks to Tom. Tom - who you may recognise as the muscular posho who periodically thought he was Maxwell from Big Brother 2005 - also left the Big Brother house this weekend because - oh, actually, who cares? He was rubbish anyway. Instead of profiling the housemates who've caught our eye this week, we're actually going to look at some of the loose Big Brother couples today. Exciting...
Big Brother: Holy Blimey, They’re (Almost) All Up For Eviction
Now that Big Brother has approximately 42,000 housemates, a cull seemed like the most sensible option. So a cull it is - this week, 11 housemates are up for eviction, with only Lisa and Rodrigo definitely safe - which is ironic, because Big Brother's entire audience is desperate to get rid of Lisa at the first opportunity. We're not going to talk about all 11 nominated Big Brother housemates, because frankly we can't be arsed, so let's concentrate on the three who stand most chance of being evicted tomorrow. So that'll be Noirin, Marcus and Kenneth, then...
Now that Big Brother has approximately 42,000 housemates, a cull seemed like the most sensible option. So a cull it is - this week, 11 housemates are up for eviction, with only Lisa and Rodrigo definitely safe - which is ironic, because Big Brother's entire audience is desperate to get rid of Lisa at the first opportunity. We're not going to talk about all 11 nominated Big Brother housemates, because frankly we can't be arsed, so let's concentrate on the three who stand most chance of being evicted tomorrow. So that'll be Noirin, Marcus and Kenneth, then...
