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Channel 5 Flogs The Big Brother Dead Horse

by Matthew Laidlow

Once you boil it down, scrape away the gloss and remove the publicity and hype, Big Brother is nothing more than a glamorised version of prison. For a set period of time individuals are locked in to a room that feels like the size of a cupboard and are left to their own devices to [...]

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Fife Fife Baby, DJ Basshunter Denies Sexual Assault In Scotland

by Kris Silver

Basshunter, the lovable dance DJ behind such songs as ‘Now You’re Gone’ and… erm…  that other one he did, which seem designed to make your brain bleed with hate, has appeared in court in Kircaldy to deny two allegations of sexual assault. That’s right, the man who followed Ronnie Wood’s former missus, Ekaterina Ivanova, around [...]

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Nikki Grahame From Big Brother To Ruin Live Music Forever

by Matthew Laidlow

Big Brother has finished broadcasting in the UK and the only people panicking about its demise are the directors of Channel 4. What can they possibly commission to fill up E4 apart from looped footage of people snoring and repeats of Friends? After every series, the same thing happens. Some of the girls get their [...]

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No Chantelle and Preston Series Until They Fall In Love? Oh No!

by Matthew Laidlow

Big Brother is over kids and now, Channel 4 will be in a flap about what they can show in the summer of 2011. Knowing the broadcaster, they will opt for either flogging countless repeats of Friends, Come Dine With Me or Sex In the City. Over the course of the time it was on [...]

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Goodbye Big Brother – You’ve Been The Weirdest Lodger Ever

by Mof Gimmers

Tonight, the doors close on Big Brother forever. Of course, Channel Five will pick it up, but let’s be frank – no-one is going to bother watching it over there. That said, if it’s anything like Touch the Truck or Back to Reality, it could make for incredible television. But it won’t. Anyway. Big Brother [...]

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Big Brother’s Nadia Rushed To Hospital After Suicide Attempt

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother’s Nadia Almada was once a symbol of good things. She entered the Big Brother house as a transsexual and the nation took her to the collective bosom and she ended up winning the show. Great to see how open minded this country can be, eh? Since then, something went a bit wrong and [...]

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Davina McCall Enters The Ultimate Big Brother House

by Mof Gimmers

There’s something of primary school about this last bow of Big Brother on Channel 4, with an air of end-of-term relaxation and everyone is bringing their board games in… however, people playing means people fall out over the rules and competitiveness creeps its ugly head in. If that’s the case, then when Davina McCall sneaks [...]

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Yet Another Housemate To Enter The Ultimate Big Brother House

by Mof Gimmers

Ultimate Big Brother has given us a blizzard of beige thus far, switching from vaguely charming nostalgia trip to reminder of how boring people are when they get ideas above their station. I mean, someone is going to tell Victor at some point that, really, he’s just a git without any noticeable talent other than [...]

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New Pictures Of Victor And Michelle As The Prepare For Ultimate Big Brother

by Mof Gimmers

It’s almost unbelievable that there’s no Brian Belo in the Ultimate Big Brother house. Apparently, Channel 4 bosses just didn’t want him. This is probably because he isn’t deemed ‘explosive’ enough, not that any other housemates were made of dynamite and kindling. However, two old housemates will be entering the house tonight, notably, Victor and [...]

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Chantelle Tells World She Still Loves Preston On Ultimate Big Brother

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother is great isn’t it? It gets a bunch of humans and puts them in a completely unrealistic situation and slowly watches them wither away like banded haemorrhoids. The latest, and quite possibly the quickest person to have her mental blood supply cut off is Chantelle who, in 2 days, has done a lot [...]

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