Ultimate Big Brother has given us a blizzard of beige thus far, switching from vaguely charming nostalgia trip to reminder of how boring people are when they get ideas above their station. I mean, someone is going to tell Victor at some point that, really, he’s just a git without any noticeable talent other than sitting smugly while being filmed… right?

So there’s a new housemate to enter the house? Indeed. After a week of nostalgia and reminiscing, Big Brother has yet another surprise for the Ultimate Big Brother contestants.

Tonight, during the eviction show’s, one new housemate will enter the house, joining our remaining housemates in fighting it out to be crowned the champion of champions in next week’s Ultimate Big Brother Final.

Chantelle, Makosi, Nadia, Nick, Nikki and Ulrika all face the boot tonight in a double eviction.

Not only will tonight’s longer-than-usual show feature the eviction interviews and all that… as well as the addition of a new housemate… there’ll also be a very special performance from Michelle.

As part of this week’s shopping task, Housemates have been reliving significant moments from the past ten years of Big Brother. The task has been taking place over the past three days and will culminate in a live performance of Pie Jesu by Michelle on the show in front of tonight’s eviction crowd.

Jesus H. Christ.

Again, we find ourselves hoping that Science gets thrown in the house to call everyone amusing names.

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