Articles tagged with: Big Brother
Big Brother: Dear God, There’s More Of Them
Friday's Big Brother was a rollercoaster - specifically a new type of rollercoaster that goes on forever and is comprised of all lows and no highs. If you missed it, here's what happened - first, five new housemates were brought in to liven things up, including Karly's boyfriend. And then Karly was evicted about 30 seconds later. And then the new housemates were told they had to try and get two other housemates nominated or else they'd all be up for eviction. Or something. By that point Big Brother had been for for about seven hours and we were losing the will to live, frankly. Anyway, let's meet the new Big Brother housemates...
Friday's Big Brother was a rollercoaster - specifically a new type of rollercoaster that goes on forever and is comprised of all lows and no highs. If you missed it, here's what happened - first, five new housemates were brought in to liven things up, including Karly's boyfriend. And then Karly was evicted about 30 seconds later. And then the new housemates were told they had to try and get two other housemates nominated or else they'd all be up for eviction. Or something. By that point Big Brother had been for for about seven hours and we were losing the will to live, frankly. Anyway, let's meet the new Big Brother housemates...
Big Brother: What? Halfwit’s Not Up For Eviction? WHAT?
We're confused. Scared and confused. Scared and confused and incontinent. And it's all Big Brother's fault. Sods. Why? What did Big Brother do? It didn't nominate Halfwit for eviction this week. Don't these idiots understand how Big Brother works? Nothing ever happens and then Halfwit gets nominated for eviction. THAT'S HOW BIG BROTHER WORKS, IDIOTS! But this week, oh no. The Big Brother housemates have realised that a bucket of plague couldn't shift Halfwit from the house, which is why Shiavash, Dogface, Noirin and Karly are up for eviction instead. So let's have a bloody look at them, then...
We're confused. Scared and confused. Scared and confused and incontinent. And it's all Big Brother's fault. Sods. Why? What did Big Brother do? It didn't nominate Halfwit for eviction this week. Don't these idiots understand how Big Brother works? Nothing ever happens and then Halfwit gets nominated for eviction. THAT'S HOW BIG BROTHER WORKS, IDIOTS! But this week, oh no. The Big Brother housemates have realised that a bucket of plague couldn't shift Halfwit from the house, which is why Shiavash, Dogface, Noirin and Karly are up for eviction instead. So let's have a bloody look at them, then...
Big Brother: No More Kris. Good.
Hooray! Kris and his ridiculous floppy clown wig have been evicted from Big Brother! We never have to type the word 'Krogface' ever again! Hooray! Let's not dwell on Kris' Big Brother eviction because, well, it was boring and he was boring and hopefully he'll go away now. Instead, let's focus on the good news - Big Brother is finally introducing some more housemates this week! Brilliant! A bunch of people who the Big Brother producers deemed to be even less interesting than the current lot are going into the least-interesting Big Brother house ever! Boy oh boy, this is going to be... oh, what's the word? DULL! Anyway, here are the Big Brother housemates who have caught our eye this week...
Hooray! Kris and his ridiculous floppy clown wig have been evicted from Big Brother! We never have to type the word 'Krogface' ever again! Hooray! Let's not dwell on Kris' Big Brother eviction because, well, it was boring and he was boring and hopefully he'll go away now. Instead, let's focus on the good news - Big Brother is finally introducing some more housemates this week! Brilliant! A bunch of people who the Big Brother producers deemed to be even less interesting than the current lot are going into the least-interesting Big Brother house ever! Boy oh boy, this is going to be... oh, what's the word? DULL! Anyway, here are the Big Brother housemates who have caught our eye this week...
Big Brother Eviction: Is This The End Of Krogface?
One of the problems of this year's Big Brother is that only two housemates have ever been nominated for eviction at a time. Which would be OK, except that the public's inexplicable love affair with Halfwit means that he'll never get evicted. The evictions are a foregone conclusion right from the get-go. But things are different this week, oh things are different alright. Halfwit's up for eviction, as ever, but so is Kris, Dogface, Charlie and Marcus. Big Brother is exciting again! Well, maybe not 'exciting' per se, but, um, you know... oh, let's just look at their chances of getting evicted, OK?
One of the problems of this year's Big Brother is that only two housemates have ever been nominated for eviction at a time. Which would be OK, except that the public's inexplicable love affair with Halfwit means that he'll never get evicted. The evictions are a foregone conclusion right from the get-go. But things are different this week, oh things are different alright. Halfwit's up for eviction, as ever, but so is Kris, Dogface, Charlie and Marcus. Big Brother is exciting again! Well, maybe not 'exciting' per se, but, um, you know... oh, let's just look at their chances of getting evicted, OK?
Big Brother: Sree Gets Evicted, So Maybe There Really Is A God
So here's the good news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of one the most annoying characters in years. Now here's the bad news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of any more conflict and therefore any more interest and therefore any more point of watching Big Brother. No, wait, not having to watch Big Brother is good news, not bad news. It's a win-win. This calls for cocktails. Anyway, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
So here's the good news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of one the most annoying characters in years. Now here's the bad news - on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of any more conflict and therefore any more interest and therefore any more point of watching Big Brother. No, wait, not having to watch Big Brother is good news, not bad news. It's a win-win. This calls for cocktails. Anyway, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Big Brother: It’s Sree Vs Halfwit Tomorrow!
Another week, another set of Big Brother eviction nominations. Ho hum. Incidentally, does anyone else think that we're due some fresh blood in the Big Brother house? We're 29 days into the show already, and the most exciting thing to have happened was when Noirin drew on her own face. This is easily the dullest Big Brother on record, and the best way to liven it up would be to introduce a new housemate. Or a flesh-eating virus. Actually, let's go with the virus. Tomorrow will see the Big Brother eviction of either Sree or Halfwit. Let's take a closer look...
Another week, another set of Big Brother eviction nominations. Ho hum. Incidentally, does anyone else think that we're due some fresh blood in the Big Brother house? We're 29 days into the show already, and the most exciting thing to have happened was when Noirin drew on her own face. This is easily the dullest Big Brother on record, and the best way to liven it up would be to introduce a new housemate. Or a flesh-eating virus. Actually, let's go with the virus. Tomorrow will see the Big Brother eviction of either Sree or Halfwit. Let's take a closer look...
Big Brother: Angel Gone, Others Unfortunately Not Gone
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Big Brother: Angel Or Halfwit Out Tonight, Thank Heavens
On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings. And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show's going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big Brother housemates nominated for eviction tonight are Angel and Halfwit. One of them has to go - and it doesn't take a genius to work out which one it'll be - but for the sake of tradition let's get down to it and assess their chances of Big Brother survival anyway...
On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings. And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show's going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big Brother housemates nominated for eviction tonight are Angel and Halfwit. One of them has to go - and it doesn't take a genius to work out which one it'll be - but for the sake of tradition let's get down to it and assess their chances of Big Brother survival anyway...
