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Newsflash! Josie Walks Out Of The Big Brother House!

by Mof Gimmers

JOSIE WALKS OUT OF THE ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER HOUSE This afternoon Josie walked out of Ultimate Big Brother house via the fire exit in the garden after deciding the experience was all too overwhelming for her (and underwhelming for us). And as luck would have it, one of the first people she should meet when [...]

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Chantelle and Coolio Wash Their Genitals in Ultimate Big Brother

by Mof Gimmers

Ultimate Big Brother has kicked off, making this last series (on Channel 4 at least) feel like it’s been transmitting for roughly a decade. So familiar are we with the Big Brother house, we’ve started to ring up our landlords to see what they’ve done with the turd shaped snug in our non-existent gardens. Josie, [...]

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Big Brother 11 Is Won By Josie… Ultimate Big Brother Trundles Into View

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother 11 has finished! And, like a finger poking at an open sore, Ultimate Big Brother dives straight in to keep us all in one of two camps – those that loathe the show and those that don’t watch it. And yet, there’s a few glaring omissions that have vexed some viewers. If this [...]

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Trailer: Ultimate Big Brother Housemates

by Mof Gimmers

Further to our earlier article about Ultimate Big Brother Thingy, where we gave you the chance to stare at some people who were once on our television sets for no good reason, here’s another chance to point and sneer.

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Preview of the Housemates of Ultimate Big Brother?

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother has provided us with so many memories. Not all of them good. Michelle http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-admin/post-new.phpBass mentally breaking a sap until he rutted her under a table. Nikki Grahame playing the role of a Barbie doll with pitbull hormones. Brian Belo pissing his pants in a caravan. Nick Bateman tackling an assault course like a giraffe on a trampoline.

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Big Brother 11: Corin Flashes Transvestite Sam or Something

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother does funny things to people. Vanessa Feltz had a lovely chalk induced breakdown for us all to watch and Bubble once completely forgot that he couldn’t run through a solid object by shagging his knee on a sofa.

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Big Brother 11: There’s Going To Be Horseplay and Bad Puns at the BB House

by Mof Gimmers

Neigh lad! Hoof cannot be serious?! Don’t be a silly filly! Okay. This stops before one of you shoots us stone dead. This appalling punning is because the Big Brother housemates have today woken up to the Osmonds’ Crazy Horses and found a barrow full of horse shit in the Big Brother Garden. Could we have some Horseplay in the house this week? COULD WE?! LOL!

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Big Brother 11: Mario Wins Save and Replace

by Mof Gimmers

The latest and last series of Big Brother (last? You wish! Some other channel is almost certain to pick it up) has added a twist to the nominating process, namely, the pointless Save and Replace thing, which sees unpopular housemates getting the chance to stitch someone else up by winning a special task and putting someone in who perhaps doesn’t deserve it.

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Big Brother 11: Nasty Nominations are Announced

by Mof Gimmers

Nomination time! Nominate them all we say! Or a fight to the death and the last one standing can get booed by the people who hang around outside the house. Anyway, the votes are in and as ever, there’s a chance for the most needlessly competitive one to stay in thanks to the Replace and Swap section which has been tacked on this series.

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Big Brother 11: There’s a Sam Ban In The House

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother seemed to have come full circle as it bowed out. Gone were the melodramatics in favour of some people aimlessly pottering around and being relatively nice to each other. It was like our TVs had discovered a screen-saver and decided to rest its weary monitor at 10pm every night on Channel 4.

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