Big Brother is over kids and now, Channel 4 will be in a flap about what they can show in the summer of 2011. Knowing the broadcaster, they will opt for either flogging countless repeats of Friends, Come Dine With Me or Sex In the City.
Over the course of the time it was on our screens, the once social experiment has changed from the evolvement of human situation to peak time viewing of a woman/beast wanking herself off with a bottle.
Once Big Brother 2010 finished, the ?ultimate? edition was launched. Basically, it was a chance for fame hungry ex contestants to throw themselves in the limelight before getting their tits out in Zoo Magazine. Again. Preston and Chantelle found love in the house, divorced in the real world and amazingly reunited back in the house. See where this is going?
It looks like these old flames saw a flickering light that could spark off a second romance, forcing their hearts to pump extra blood round the body and in to Preston?s flaccid member. And there’s a fine chance we’ll see it all unfurl on our screens all over again.
Fans of fly on the wall documentaries ? or spying on couples in their tacky houses whilst they argue and brawl – has become a past time of ITV2. We've had Katie Price and Peter Andre and erm… Katie Price with Alex Reid. Funny, it's like she's going through men on reality shows like a drunk ploughs through kebabs.
On the flip side, MTV decided to give us all a glimpse in to the life of the human train wreck, otherwise known as Kerry Katona. Watching a distressed woman getting drunk, shouting at her husband, shouting at children and shouting at imaginary oompa lumpas did get a bit tiresome after a couple of weeks.
So here comes a refreshing break to this format, a glimpse of the fragile and possible relationship between a couple who have already milked the magazine market.
But there is a problem:
?Nothing will be decided until the two Big Brother stars have had a chance to talk in private and discuss whether there is a future for them as a couple. Inside the house, it was clear Chantelle hadn’t moved on from her split with Preston and she couldn't take the pressure of being so close to her ex, breaking down in tears numerous times when talking about their time together.?
For God?s sake, we all know that this is another tie-in for ITV to frantically put something in the air that isn’t Fearne Cotton.
After giving us an incite in to the world of bell-end Perez Hilton, we can now see a couple forcefully united on national television and crumble before our eyes. If this isn't the way forward for TV then let us lead the way in to jumping off bridges.
Alternatively ITV, just come and film the exciting world of hecklerspray writers. Here, you can see us shout abuse at pensioners who haven't died and clog up the bus, survive on microwave meals and look for mistakes in porn films.
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