Articles tagged with: Angelina Jolie
BAFTA 2009 Red Carpet: The ‘Hecklerspray Fails Miserably’ Video
As we may have mentioned already, last night hecklerspray got to report from the red carpet at the 2009 BAFTAs. And, it's fair to say, we were rubbish. Thanks to a mixture of horrible weather, a position on the BAFTAs red carpet directly opposite all the real journalists and our own genuinely ...
Angelina Jolie Wears Dress Backwards – Scientists Plead for Calm
9/11. The assassination of JFK. These were defining moments when the world as we knew it changed forever. Well, it’s happened again, except this time it’s serious. Never let it be said that Hollywood A-listers lack moral fibre and courage. Alright... Linday Lohan is a mingy self-absorbed sloptart, and yes, David Duchovny is an obsessive, quivering pud puller. That much we’ll give you. That being said, we at hecklerspray feel that it is our obligation, even, yes, our duty to acknowledge the sheer audacity and scope of celebrity courage when we see it. And we certainly see it in Angelina Jolie.
9/11. The assassination of JFK. These were defining moments when the world as we knew it changed forever. Well, it’s happened again, except this time it’s serious. Never let it be said that Hollywood A-listers lack moral fibre and courage. Alright... Linday Lohan is a mingy self-absorbed sloptart, and yes, David Duchovny is an obsessive, quivering pud puller. That much we’ll give you. That being said, we at hecklerspray feel that it is our obligation, even, yes, our duty to acknowledge the sheer audacity and scope of celebrity courage when we see it. And we certainly see it in Angelina Jolie.
Megan Fox To Become The New Clumsily-Accented Lara Croft?
If there was a list of Films That Nobody Remembers, there's no way that Lara Croft: Tomb Raider would be on it. And that's because nobody would remember it enough to include it. But just because it's primarily famous for being the only film in history that people actually forgot about while they were watching it, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is getting a reboot. The favourite to become the new Lara Croft is Megan Fox. Not because she looks like Angelina Jolie mind you, but because... oh, OK - it is because she looks like Angelina Jolie. Who are we kidding?
If there was a list of Films That Nobody Remembers, there's no way that Lara Croft: Tomb Raider would be on it. And that's because nobody would remember it enough to include it. But just because it's primarily famous for being the only film in history that people actually forgot about while they were watching it, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is getting a reboot. The favourite to become the new Lara Croft is Megan Fox. Not because she looks like Angelina Jolie mind you, but because... oh, OK - it is because she looks like Angelina Jolie. Who are we kidding?
Oscars: Jennifer Aniston Wants To Rub Angelina’s Nose In It
Since there's no Rubbish Lowbrow Dog Movie category, you might think that Jennifer Aniston doesn't care about the Oscars. But you'd be completely wrong. Jennifer Aniston does care about the Oscars. She cares about the Oscars so much that she's going to present an award at this year's ceremony. Why? Is it because Jennifer Aniston is a dedicated student of acting who wants to help recognise excellence in filmmaking? No, it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be there and Jennifer Aniston wants to swan about in a little dress in front of them, cackling like a witch. Obviously.
Since there's no Rubbish Lowbrow Dog Movie category, you might think that Jennifer Aniston doesn't care about the Oscars. But you'd be completely wrong. Jennifer Aniston does care about the Oscars. She cares about the Oscars so much that she's going to present an award at this year's ceremony. Why? Is it because Jennifer Aniston is a dedicated student of acting who wants to help recognise excellence in filmmaking? No, it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be there and Jennifer Aniston wants to swan about in a little dress in front of them, cackling like a witch. Obviously.
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Get All ‘Blah Blah Blah, We’re So Great’
So far this awards season, it looks like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might come away lighter than expected. Angelina Jolie's Changeling role has consistently lost in all the big awards, while Brad Pitt's Oscar nomination for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button probably won't come to much. But Brad and Angelina don't care about anything as ephemeral as awards, because they've got something deeper. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have each other. And they said that so many times on the red carpet last night that we're surprised they weren't carried into the auditorium on a tsunami of vomit.
So far this awards season, it looks like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might come away lighter than expected. Angelina Jolie's Changeling role has consistently lost in all the big awards, while Brad Pitt's Oscar nomination for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button probably won't come to much. But Brad and Angelina don't care about anything as ephemeral as awards, because they've got something deeper. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have each other. And they said that so many times on the red carpet last night that we're surprised they weren't carried into the auditorium on a tsunami of vomit.
Brad Pitt Loves Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie, Apparently
Would you consider yourself a part of Team Aniston? Or maybe Team Jolie? Or maybe Team Picking Sides About People I'll Never Meet Is Obviously Moronic? Well, look. It doesn't matter. There's only one team now, and that's Team Pitt. And, trust us, everyone's on Team Pitt. Angelina Jolie's on Team Pitt, Jennifer Aniston's on Team Pitt. And so are you. Just don't expect an invite to the orgy. Brad Pitt has just done an interview with W magazine where he manages to defend both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie because he cares for them both. Also, he's got a film out.
Would you consider yourself a part of Team Aniston? Or maybe Team Jolie? Or maybe Team Picking Sides About People I'll Never Meet Is Obviously Moronic? Well, look. It doesn't matter. There's only one team now, and that's Team Pitt. And, trust us, everyone's on Team Pitt. Angelina Jolie's on Team Pitt, Jennifer Aniston's on Team Pitt. And so are you. Just don't expect an invite to the orgy. Brad Pitt has just done an interview with W magazine where he manages to defend both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie because he cares for them both. Also, he's got a film out.
Brad Pitt Quite Likes Angelina Jolie, Apparently
Brad Pitt's been a star for a while now - he knows that revealing personal stories open movies, so has he got a doozy for you! The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button opens in a fortnight, and Brad Pitt knows that he's got to dig as deep as he can to make his highbrow arthouse movie that's based on an 86-year-old short story seen by as many people as possible. So here's what he's come up with. You know Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt's longterm partner and the mother of his children both biological and adopted? Brad Pitt says he likes her. We know.
Brad Pitt's been a star for a while now - he knows that revealing personal stories open movies, so has he got a doozy for you! The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button opens in a fortnight, and Brad Pitt knows that he's got to dig as deep as he can to make his highbrow arthouse movie that's based on an 86-year-old short story seen by as many people as possible. So here's what he's come up with. You know Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt's longterm partner and the mother of his children both biological and adopted? Brad Pitt says he likes her. We know.
Angelina Jolie Is A Knife-Hurling Maniac, Apparently
Angelina Jolie loves knives, this much we know - the woman literally eats, drinks and wipes her bottom with a knife in her hand. Angelina Jolie loves knives so much that she picks her movies by blindly throwing a knife at a random pile of scripts. What's more, we hear that Angelina's adoption process involves a fierce knife-off in an orphanage, with the last child standing being chosen has her new baby. Or, in possibly more accurate news, Angelina Jolie allegedly flings knives at walls during fights, and Brad Pitt has bought her some anger management classes because he's so terrified.
Angelina Jolie loves knives, this much we know - the woman literally eats, drinks and wipes her bottom with a knife in her hand. Angelina Jolie loves knives so much that she picks her movies by blindly throwing a knife at a random pile of scripts. What's more, we hear that Angelina's adoption process involves a fierce knife-off in an orphanage, with the last child standing being chosen has her new baby. Or, in possibly more accurate news, Angelina Jolie allegedly flings knives at walls during fights, and Brad Pitt has bought her some anger management classes because he's so terrified.
