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Brad Pitt Is Getting Married To Angelina Jolie Thanks To Massive Ring

by Mof Gimmers

Let’s all buy stupid hats and pretend we’re welcome at a wedding that we’re clearly not invited to, Cilla Black style, as we pretend to give a shit that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to tie the knot in a Hindu ceremony! Woooo! It’s a popular option at the moment, as Katy Perry and [...]

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Salt: Blu-ray Review and Exclusive Clip

by David Scarborough

Salt – it’s the stuff of legends. It’s that thing you put on chips. That substance your doctor tells you not to have too much of. You can even occasionally find it in quaint blue sachet, nestled between your crisps. Angelina Jolie has a lot to live up to. Jumping into her latest action-heroine role, [...]

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James Cameron Wants Angelina Jolie To Bathe In Ass Milk For Cleopatra

by Mof Gimmers

When she’s not going to poverty stricken places looking all wealthy, Angelina Jolie has a sideline in acting. That’s right. She pretends to be other people and other people pay her for it. Like us, she’s paid to lie. So from being the new Lady Diana to what? Well, she could be starring as Cleopatra [...]

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Angelina Jolie Speaks Out At Planned Qu’ran Burning And Alerts Mental People To It

by Mof Gimmers

It must be awful being a wealthy celebrity who takes on the gig of UN ambassador. You have to go to all these poverty stricken places and you’re fully expected to blank out that room you have in one of your houses that is filled with jewels and 68.4 surround sound and the like. Awful. [...]

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Angelina Jolie To Flaunt Wealth And Nod Meekly At Pakistan Flood Victims

by Mof Gimmers

God bless famous people. If it wasn’t for them appearing in disaster areas, we wouldn’t even hear about them. Did you know there was a massive flood in Pakistan? What? It happened ages ago? This must be a new one because Angelina Jolie is going over there to look upset in the face of victims. [...]

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Angelina Jolie Comes To UK, Wears Clothes, That’s About It

by Stuart Heritage

It’s easy for Angelina Jolie to make news. Steal someone’s husband, give a foreign kid a stupid name.

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Top 22 Sexiest Robots

by David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God’s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

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Angelina Jolie Lets Her Daughter Dress Like A Boy

by Limara Salt

If you’re anything like us, you probably lie awake at night wondering why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie let their four-year-old daughter Shiloh ruin her girly cherub-like looks by dressing like a dude. First came the 1970s style bowl cut, then the trainers, the trousers and the ties but it’s the Pete Doherty-style twat hats [...]

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Angelina Jolie’s Bizarre Parenting Techniques

by Paul Pencott

She’s a little bit ‘quirky’ that Angeline Jolie isn’t she? A bit ‘eccentric’? ‘Off-the-wall’? Actually, no. She is ABSOLUTELY BLOODY CRACKERS. During filming of the latest film-you-won’t-watch Salt, Jolie went home still wearing the latex man-suit her character has to don as a disguise to play a prank on her seven-year-old child! The NUTTER! She’s [...]

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SLACKERJACK: It’s That Angelina Jolie Film, Salt

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, you know that new film Salt, where Angelina Jolie runs around shooting people and it all looks a bit crap and nobody can really the see the point of watching it? You do? Great. Then this game based on Salt needs little explanation. You’re Angelina Jolie and you have to run around inside an [...]

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