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Weekend Box Office: Inception Good, Salt Clearly Less Good

by Stuart Heritage

This week, the weekend box office was all about Inception vs Salt. The reigning champion vs the plucky underdog.

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Angelina Jolie Tattoos Thigh For Brad Pitt, Which Is News

by Stuart Heritage

If you ask us, Angelina Jolie’s heart really isn’t in the whole movie promotion business any more.

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Vanessa Paradis Fears Angelina Jolie Will Shag Johnny Depp To Death

by Stuart Heritage

Angelina Jolie has a bit of a reputation. Her vagina, they say, is much like a waterslide on a hot day.

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Angelina Jolie In ‘Quite Likes Own Dad’ Shock!

by Stuart Heritage

You. You know who you are. You people who started the rumours about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up.

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie To Sue Entire World, Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Look at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Look at them. Have you ever seen a couple more obviously in love?

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Jennifer Aniston Changes Her House Around Very Slightly! NEWS!

by Stuart Heritage

An American magazine recently marked the fact that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split up half a decade ago.

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Brad Pitt Buys A Cave, Which Obviously Means It’s Over

by Stuart Heritage

That’s it. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have definitely split up. Definitely. There’s incontrovertible proof.

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Split Up! Or Stay Together!

by Stuart Heritage

If any of you hear a soft squeaking noise today, ignore it – it’s just Jennifer Aniston polishing her genitals.

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Here’s A Statue Of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Having It Off

by hecklerspray staff

Daniel Edwards is a weird art-perv. In fairness, most art is based on someone being a perv. The Venus de Milo is the voyeuristic peerings by a man staring at a woman coming out of the shower and Tracey Emin‘s tent was a list of all the men foolish enough to bear down on her [...]

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