Articles tagged with: Angelina Jolie
Miley Cyrus Talks About Her Angelina Jolie Crush
Here's a guest blog by the angelic Amy Grindhouse... Miley Cyrus has reassured a panicked Angelina Jolie that she is not stalking her and that she does not have a girl crush on her. Sources say the emergency sniffer dogs and snipers have been called off. The pint-sized pop singer had previously scared the bejeesus out of Saint Angelina and Angie’s marauding horde of celebrity worshipers on Oscar Night by declaring “She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!” Thankfully, for all those concerned, security was tight on the night and so nobody over-excitedly assaulted or adopted anybody they should not have.
Here's a guest blog by the angelic Amy Grindhouse... Miley Cyrus has reassured a panicked Angelina Jolie that she is not stalking her and that she does not have a girl crush on her. Sources say the emergency sniffer dogs and snipers have been called off. The pint-sized pop singer had previously scared the bejeesus out of Saint Angelina and Angie’s marauding horde of celebrity worshipers on Oscar Night by declaring “She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!” Thankfully, for all those concerned, security was tight on the night and so nobody over-excitedly assaulted or adopted anybody they should not have.
Gosh! Angelina Jolie’s Hair! It’s Very Very Slightly Different!
Sit down for this one, it's huge - Angelina Jolie's haircut looks marginally different to how it usually looks. Sorry if that just blew your mind. But we can't keep news this gigantic away from you - Angelina Jolie has changed her haircut. True, Angelina only changed it for a film - and she's only put a couple of wigs on rather than properly changing her actual hair - but still, eh? Blimey. It's hard to see how Jennifer Aniston will top this - maybe in her next film she'll wear some glasses or a nice hat or something. Goodness, this rivalry is brutal.
Sit down for this one, it's huge - Angelina Jolie's haircut looks marginally different to how it usually looks. Sorry if that just blew your mind. But we can't keep news this gigantic away from you - Angelina Jolie has changed her haircut. True, Angelina only changed it for a film - and she's only put a couple of wigs on rather than properly changing her actual hair - but still, eh? Blimey. It's hard to see how Jennifer Aniston will top this - maybe in her next film she'll wear some glasses or a nice hat or something. Goodness, this rivalry is brutal.
Oscars Really Wanted That Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Fight
The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing. That's right - Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Last night's Oscars marked the first time that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie had come within punching distance of one another for years. They didn't fight, but at least the Oscars producers tried their hardest. As Jennifer Aniston walked on stage, they instantly cut to a close-up of Angelina Jolie's face. Then they told her that Jennifer thinks her Mum's a slag before chanting the word 'scrap' until Hugh Jackman got excited and passed out. We heard.
The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing. That's right - Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Last night's Oscars marked the first time that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie had come within punching distance of one another for years. They didn't fight, but at least the Oscars producers tried their hardest. As Jennifer Aniston walked on stage, they instantly cut to a close-up of Angelina Jolie's face. Then they told her that Jennifer thinks her Mum's a slag before chanting the word 'scrap' until Hugh Jackman got excited and passed out. We heard.
Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie: The Oscars Punch-Up, Sunday
It took a while, but we've finally found a reason to watch the Oscars - it involves Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. And sheer, unstoppable violence. After years of false starts and meticulously choreographed social planning, the Long-Awaited, Breathlessly-Anticipated And Borderline-Erotic Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Catfight is due to take place at this Sunday's Oscars. What'll happen when Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally meet? We're guessing either a) a full-on, bloody-nosed, hair-pulling fistfight, b) some sort of awkwardly curt nodded acknowledgement of one another or c) lesbian kissing. We know we speak for all men when we say: Woohoo! Go b)!
It took a while, but we've finally found a reason to watch the Oscars - it involves Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. And sheer, unstoppable violence. After years of false starts and meticulously choreographed social planning, the Long-Awaited, Breathlessly-Anticipated And Borderline-Erotic Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Catfight is due to take place at this Sunday's Oscars. What'll happen when Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally meet? We're guessing either a) a full-on, bloody-nosed, hair-pulling fistfight, b) some sort of awkwardly curt nodded acknowledgement of one another or c) lesbian kissing. We know we speak for all men when we say: Woohoo! Go b)!
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you. Folded: Douglas Ankrah (master mixer) Buying flowers on Valentine’s Day (some guys have gotten so crap that buying shoddy carnations is enough to put you in the good books for a month. Thank you all crap men) Angelina Jolie (yep, say what you like, she’s still got ...
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you. Folded: Douglas Ankrah (master mixer) Buying flowers on Valentine’s Day (some guys have gotten so crap that buying shoddy carnations is enough to put you in the good books for a month. Thank you all crap men) Angelina Jolie (yep, say what you like, she’s still got ...
Brad Pitt Goes To Las Vegas With Some Kids, No Hilarity Ensues
You know what's crazy? When fathers take their sons to places and do things. Boy, that's crazy. CRAZY. So that makes Brad Pitt a lunatic. Reports are zinging around about Brad Pitt taking his adopted sons Maddox and Pax to Las Vegas to eat burgers and play Nintendo together. Without question, this is clearly the biggest news of the decade, if not history. Let's just be thankful that it was Brad Pitt who did this and not Angelina Jolie, because then Jennifer Aniston would feel obliged to counter it by suckling a wolverine or something, and we're getting so tired.
You know what's crazy? When fathers take their sons to places and do things. Boy, that's crazy. CRAZY. So that makes Brad Pitt a lunatic. Reports are zinging around about Brad Pitt taking his adopted sons Maddox and Pax to Las Vegas to eat burgers and play Nintendo together. Without question, this is clearly the biggest news of the decade, if not history. Let's just be thankful that it was Brad Pitt who did this and not Angelina Jolie, because then Jennifer Aniston would feel obliged to counter it by suckling a wolverine or something, and we're getting so tired.
Look Out Myanmar, Angelina Jolie’s Coming For Your Kids
The good people of Myanmar have been through plenty of strife over recent years, but help is on the way. How so? Humanitarian aid? International sanctions against its military junta? A UN investigation into alleged human rights violations? Oh, don't be daft - we mean that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are probably going to adopt a baby from Myanmar instead. And while that might seem a little halfhearted, it really isn't - once Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have adopted their little Burmese baby, all of Myanmar will be united. Shared resentment of sanctimonious moviestars, that's what really heals a country.
The good people of Myanmar have been through plenty of strife over recent years, but help is on the way. How so? Humanitarian aid? International sanctions against its military junta? A UN investigation into alleged human rights violations? Oh, don't be daft - we mean that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are probably going to adopt a baby from Myanmar instead. And while that might seem a little halfhearted, it really isn't - once Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have adopted their little Burmese baby, all of Myanmar will be united. Shared resentment of sanctimonious moviestars, that's what really heals a country.
Will Smith Really Is Awfully Bankable
Will Smith's appeal is that he looks comfortable in everything - comedies like Hitch, actioners like Bad Boys. Stinking bags of bumheap like Hancock. Anything. And because of this - plus the way that Will Smith will promote his films by going on every single TV show and laughing so loudly and over-sincerely that he seems like an escaped murderer - that Forbes has called Will Smith the world's most bankable star. So congratulations to Will Smith. And equal congratulations Tatyana Ali from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, who has been name as the 1,268th most bankable star. Keep living the dream Tatyana!
Will Smith's appeal is that he looks comfortable in everything - comedies like Hitch, actioners like Bad Boys. Stinking bags of bumheap like Hancock. Anything. And because of this - plus the way that Will Smith will promote his films by going on every single TV show and laughing so loudly and over-sincerely that he seems like an escaped murderer - that Forbes has called Will Smith the world's most bankable star. So congratulations to Will Smith. And equal congratulations Tatyana Ali from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, who has been name as the 1,268th most bankable star. Keep living the dream Tatyana!
