If you’ve been following the media storm that is the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce, then you probably already know that this thing is becoming an absolute mess. First, Brad was accused of cheating on Angie with Marion Cotillard (which she denied, while also announcing that’s she’s pregnant with her second child with her long time boyfriend).
Then, there are the rumors that Brad had a drunken outburst on a private plane which lead to him being verbally and physically abusive towards one of their kids, and now the situation is being looked into by child protective servives. I mean, it’s all pretty fucked up and sad.
Numerous sources are saying that Brad is super messed up and destroyed over Angie filing for divorce. He knew they had some problems, but never thought she’d actually leave him. The sources state:
He is completely devastated and beside himself. He is a shattered man.
Apparently whatever went down on that plane was a real shit show and a lot of media outlets are claiming it was caught on camera, because of course it was, this is 2016. There is no such thing as private family matters anymore. We’ve got videos of Solange freaking out at Jay Z in elevators and Brad freaking out at Angelina in planes. Such is technology.
This whole thing is super sad and I think the only person who is totally stoked on it all is Chelsea Handler, who is weirdly obsessed with trash-talking Angelina Jolie. Like, I get that you’re really good friends with Jennifer Aniston, but I highly doubt even she gives a fuck about all this, so maybe you should calm the fuck down, Chelsea.
Anyway, to help cheer everyone up after all this sad news, here is a picture of a raccoon eating a birthday cake. It’s adorable.
Karen says
Chelsea Handler has exposed herself as a garbage human being. Any person that would get glee over the implosion of a family of 8 deserves to move to Akron and do standup as they redo stage sets in a dinner theater house. Scratch that, the woman is too horrid for Akron, Sioux Falls, South Dakota would be more fitting.