So that's why Foxy Brown has been acting like the world's most demented nutter – Foxy Brown is pregnant, so when she smashed her phone into another woman's face she was probably doing it to protect the life of her unborn baby.
And when Foxy Brown was stopped for talking on the phone driving through a stop sign on a suspended licence while giving false details to the police she was probably doing it to protect… um, no, that one doesn't really work as well, does it? Anyway, not only is Foxy Brown resoundingly pregnant, but she's also in jail. Thanks to her constant violent troublemaking and probation-breaking, a judge has locked Foxy Brown up at least until her next hearing in September. And Foxy Brown will need to be especially careful in jail – she's going to shiv-attacking nonces for two now, after all.
We're not sure of the exact moment that Foxy Brown turned into Nicole Richie, but it's happened and it's confusing. First Nicole Richie was told she'd have to go to jail even though she's pregnant, and now Foxy Brown is doing exactly the same thing. Let's hope the similarities end there, otherwise Nicole Richie will start releasing gangsta rap albums and Foxy Brown will be given her own Simple Life-style TV show where she messes up simple minimum-wage tasks then loses her temper and punches a hole in the side of the cow. Actually that last one we'd quite like to see.
But anyway, Foxy Brown won't be angrily punching holes in cattle where she's going – jail. And then probably some antenatal classes. But mainly jail. You see, Foxy Brown has crossed the line one too many times – although Foxy Brown avoided jail when she beat up an entire nail salon, and then avoided jail again when she went mental in a beauty shop until a policeman had to rugby-tackle her, a judge has decided that when Foxy Brown clobbered her neighbour in the face with a BlackBerry it was a step too far. E! Online reports:
Following through on a threat to throw the trouble-prone rapper in the clink if she stepped out of line one more time, a New York judge ordered Brown locked up Wednesday after she violated her probation yet again. Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson placed Brown in custody based on her arrest in Brooklyn this month for allegedly whacking a neighbor with her BlackBerry. This follows a string of transgressions, including failure to attend anger-management classes and leaving the jurisdiction without permission by going to Florida, where she wound up arrested for roughing up a beauty supply shop staffer and resisting an officer.
So Foxy Brown will remain in jail until her next status hearing, which is scheduled for September 7. And it's rumoured that the judge could eventually hit Foxy Brown with anything up to a one-year jail sentence. That's bad enough, but then factor in the news that Foxy Brown – who also recently got mugged then denied it and drove in a slightly bad way – is pregnant. Reports are suggesting that Foxy Brown confirmed her pregnancy earlier in the week while adding that she's getting married next month. It's unknown who the father-to-be or the husband-to-be is, although we'd imagine he's probably a shareholder in a company that makes riot shields to have even got this far with Foxy Brown and survived to tell the tale.
So will the judge go easy on Foxy Brown now that she's pregnant? That remains to be seen, but hopefully Foxy Brown won't have to give birth to the baby in jail – jail maternity wards are notoriously slack and there's a good chance that one of the prison midwives would end up feeding the infant after midnight. Looking at Foxy Brown, we're fairly certain that wouldn't be such a hot idea.
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Adam Gade says
That riot shield bit was the best.
D.T. says
Yea Foxy was wrong. But why is it that celebs like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie face less harsh punishments, and are not kept in jail while they are pregnant? Hmmm??? Double Standard or what? Free Foxy. I wrote a blog on this so check me out at http://blog.myspace.com/nosouljadt