Foxy Brown has a history of rampaging unstoppable violence, which leads us to believe that the people who attacked and robbed her this weekend must have been genetically-engineered mech warriors from the future or something.
Early on Saturday morning, female rapper and all-round body-slamming street brawler Foxy Brown was apparently dragged out of her car and beaten up by four people who then went on to steal her Louis Vuitton handbag, $500 in cash and her credit cards. We say 'apparently' because, although a woman has already been arrested for the attack, Foxy Brown claims it wasn't her and she wasn't even there when it happened. Nobody knows why, but it could be because Foxy Brown wants to wreak her own style of punishment on the perpetrators – and if we soon start hearing news about a tiny woman destroying an apartment block with just her fists, we'll know we were right.
Although Foxy Brown isn't exactly famous for her music these days – when was the last time you heard your postman whistling Ride (Down South)? – Foxy Brown has managed to stay in the public eye by going deaf and then kicking the living shit out of anything she can. An incident where Foxy Brown kicked and punched the staff of a nail salon over a $20 bill – which she narrowly avoided jail for – was swiftly followed by an incident where Foxy Brown went mental in a beauty shop until a policeman had to rugby-tackle her to the ground and then dodged jail for that too.
And this streak of Foxy Brown violence looks like it's continuing now, although this time it's Foxy Brown that's on the receiving end of a ferocious rage explosion. It's been reported that Foxy Brown was beaten up and robbed of her bag by four people on Saturday morning; four people who, history dictates, were lucky not to be Hulk-smashed to the moon the moment they even entered Foxy Brown's personal space. Weirdly, though, Foxy Brown completely denies that she was beaten up or robbed at all, even though someone's been arrested for doing it. Forbes reports:
Roshawn Anthony, 23, was arraigned Sunday on charges of robbery, assault and grand larceny, said Clinton Hughes, an attorney with Legal Aid who is representing Anthony. "She denies these charges," Hughes said… But Brown told the New York Post that the robbery never happened, and that she hadn't been at the location police gave, near a public housing complex. "A lot of the time, people mistake me for someone else, or people always call in these false tips," Brown told the newspaper.
One enduring theory about why Foxy Brown is denying being attacked is because it's suspected the attackers were ordered to beat Brown up by her ex-boyfriend after she discovered he was a pimp. How true that theory is remains to be seen – if it is true, Foxy Brown will try to keep the whole story under wraps and away from the police for good – but let this situation be a sharp reminder for Kate Middleton if she really is back together with Prince William. Foxy Brown's ex-boyfriend had her beaten up because he was a pimp. Prince William's going to be King of England one day – and that's just like being a pimp, only you get to wear a sillier hat and the women look more like horses.
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bxfinast says
Lately, ms Foxy has been getting into alot og trouble and not only that she has really changed over the years. The latest interview that I heard with her was on power 105 and she acted as if she didn’t want
to answer questions that the hosts asked her. She wanted to answer questions that she wanted to answer and I’ve never heard an interview with her being so disrespectful. I think Foxy needs to step
away from the music for a while and analyze herself as a person. I personally love Foxy as an artist and always have. But her attitude has sucked over the years which won’t be surprised if her fan base
has gotten lower that what it used to be. I, fortunately ama dei hard fan no matter what the artist is accused of. I believe that eventually, she will get it together and stop acting all crazy and shit. The incident when
she found out that her boyfriend was a pimp was crazy. Who can blame her for breaking up with this dude? What I can’t understand is, if the cops arrested a suspect already, why is Foxy denying it, unless she
wants to get her own revenge on those that jumped her. However, Te other incidents where is is being violent towards her neighbors and women in a beauty supply store is rediculous. Especially over a $20 bill.
I personally think that all this publicity is just what is it, PUBLICITY. Giving people something to talk about and people always want soemthing to talk about even if you don’t give them anything to talk about, they’ll
make something up if it’ll stir up some commotion.
Foxy Brown, girl get it together and stop giving every one something to talk about.
From: a fan of yours
Abby says
You guys made me laugh so much that my stomach is hurting and tears coming out my eyes. I love the style of your writting you guys make serious situation( for brown punching bags) not too serious. I don’t want her to call m word, monkeybum is hilarious or rain a can of whup ass on me with her blackberry then go to the court and said she is hormones cos of imaginary pregnancy. I have never laughed this bad in my life. I feel sorry for Kate Middleton since prince Williams. Is gonna be a king which means he is gonna be more powerful than pimps and he will make the mi5 @6 to do his beat down.