If you have a Twitter account – or any access to the internet – you’ll know that there’s a nasty fight going on between One Direction and The Wanted. More specifically, between Zayn Malik and The Wanted. Other than throwing some amazing digs at one another (‘chlamydia boy’, anyone?), the fight seems to revolve around the issue of which group is ‘better’.
Look, there’s only two says to settle this. Either the two groups get their dicks out and measure, or I decide which is better based on a variety of all-important categories. I’m going to go for the latter, as the former requires way too much work. Plus, I don’t have a tape measure handy.